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christian e. scheuer
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Stuff about stuff. Artist, photographer, sometimes writer, collector of things. Cartoon enthusiast.

my name is the one my mother gave me and doesn't mean I'm religious.
Noisy when needed.

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I live everyday like it's tomorrow so I can say I'm from the future.
my blood pressure is being a bit weird today, it's in what's considered the normal range but when I get up it drops. i walked downstairs to let the dog out and felt lightheaded. So I'm gonna take it easy today.
December 29, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Me: My back hurts.
Them: What did you do?
Me: Build Lego Vincent van Gogh Sunflowers 31215.
Them: How does that hurt your back?
Me: I'm 53.
December 27, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I need a big pointy gnome hat and a thick cape to just walk around the forest preserve in.
December 22, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Philosophical thought of the day. Does Tom know Jerry's name or does he just think of him as a mouse?

I think Jerry knows Tom's name because he's heard Tom's people call him buy name.
December 19, 2025 at 12:17 AM
question regarding Netflix WB merger, will they now gate keep properties like Hanna Barbera and the vast library of Loony Tunes?

I could see them saying, "This content will now only be available on Netflix Kids and no longer be on broadcast TV."
December 6, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Going to start hunting for vintage barrister cabinets. I have two sets but could use more to put more of my collections on display.
November 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I'm noticing that I have a lot of buffalo plaid clothing, from a vintage CPO jacket to socks and a pare of flannel lined jeans. i have a buffalo plaid cadet cap someplace.
November 1, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Watching Mad Monster Party? (1967) staring Boris Karloff and Phyllis Diller in stop motion animation.
October 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Not sure but I saw a M3A MRAP on a truck trailer out in Carpentersville. It was on a side street of a business park warehouse off Randell rd.
October 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Pumpkin Pie it's for lunch!

why? because I'm lazy and don't want to make anything.
October 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
driving home from the store, i saw a really nice 1968 ford galaxie 500 for sale. white with blacked out trim,a bit pricey at 18K, took the number in case i bump into some money.
October 16, 2025 at 2:56 AM
in my series of "things i'm tempted to buy of FB Marketplace"
a dog tag machine. do I need it? no.
October 14, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Found this "postal bus" on FB marketplace. I'm tempted to buy it to turn it into a mobile greeting card shop or war rig. Apparently, it was used to sort mail in transit.
October 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
if love does tear you apart, it is possible you were dating a serial killer who wanted to wear your skin like a parka.
stay warm,
stay single...
October 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
went to the Old Joliet Prison for a screening of The Blues Brothers tonight and the scene when Elwood ran the Illinois Nazis off the bridge had the whole crowd cheering.
October 5, 2025 at 4:20 AM
October 4, 2025 at 2:41 AM
fell down a rabbit hole about the PH-501/PF Combat Camera. now i want to make a shell for a digital camera. if i find the blueprints, i'd make a 3d print and modify to house a simple digital camera.
October 3, 2025 at 6:36 PM
someone has hidden a series of print stills from a video project called "No Place Like No." it was a repetitive edit of Dorothy clicking her red shoes cut with the house slamming down multiple times. when i find the tape (VHS) i'll try to transfer it to digital.
October 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
i have a few lists of titles for projects i want to make but i often don't remember what they were to be about or if they were a photo or film project. like "Lost Gods of Dead Worlds" and "The Silence of Likeness"
October 1, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Reposted by christian e. scheuer
Border Czar Tom Homan was caught by the FBI accepting bribes - on camera - to deliver government contracts in exchange for $50,000 in cash.

Pam Bondi knew.

Kash Patel knew.

Emil Bove knew.

And they made the investigation go away.

A corrupt attempt to conceal brazen graft.
September 20, 2025 at 9:08 PM
just gonna leave this here
September 20, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Robert Redford always reminded me of my uncle, mostly in his voice and cadence, with a bit of looks and style.
September 16, 2025 at 4:44 PM
was scrolling through Facebook marketplace and found a stainless steel prison toilet for $200.
September 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
"Christian in a can" i made these with a friend Suzanne in high school. i expanded on the idea a few times but these were the most "pop art" version. i think the poses were somewhat influenced by Robert Longo.
September 12, 2025 at 7:35 PM
brothers, slide scan of a video taped tintype rephotographed with slide film off a cathode-ray tube TV. may have been a post-mortem photograph.
September 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM