Elon Putz
@boycott-tesla.bsky.social
Ho/Hum, I enjoy breathing and metabolizing the food I eat. I like to get out of bed as often as I can. I'm against bad things and for the good stuff.
Can we get a less medicated Senator please, one whose entire wardrobe is not from Foot Locker.
January 7, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Can we get a less medicated Senator please, one whose entire wardrobe is not from Foot Locker.
2 terms? Obviously not.
January 7, 2026 at 8:16 PM
2 terms? Obviously not.
He is literally a DEI hire from the right wings point of view, hiring MAGA to the exclusion of others.
January 7, 2026 at 5:16 PM
He is literally a DEI hire from the right wings point of view, hiring MAGA to the exclusion of others.
Unbelievable, I don't understand how these CEOs get these ridiculous pay packages just for taking a position in an already well established business, I might be able to understand it if the CEO was also the founder of the company, but for somebody to just take the reins, it's not right.
January 7, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Unbelievable, I don't understand how these CEOs get these ridiculous pay packages just for taking a position in an already well established business, I might be able to understand it if the CEO was also the founder of the company, but for somebody to just take the reins, it's not right.
Maybe they're trying to increase ratings by getting people to watch for the next stupid laughable moment, it's not news, it's entertainment.
January 7, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Maybe they're trying to increase ratings by getting people to watch for the next stupid laughable moment, it's not news, it's entertainment.
He's just in mid blink.
January 5, 2026 at 2:26 PM
He's just in mid blink.
"Give me the Stephen Miller!"
January 4, 2026 at 2:25 PM
"Give me the Stephen Miller!"
To be fair, the president is a raging idiot.
January 4, 2026 at 2:22 PM
To be fair, the president is a raging idiot.
You can really tell he studied the material before reading it to the American people.
January 3, 2026 at 4:56 PM
You can really tell he studied the material before reading it to the American people.
Trump won't be doing any Polydent commercials. Sheesh.
January 3, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Trump won't be doing any Polydent commercials. Sheesh.
Of course Obama's Bin Laden raid slips his mind. What a chump.
January 3, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Of course Obama's Bin Laden raid slips his mind. What a chump.
Putin's vanity follies in Ukraine have now cost him Syria, Venezuela, and probably Cuba.
January 3, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Putin's vanity follies in Ukraine have now cost him Syria, Venezuela, and probably Cuba.
I guess every other politician on the planet that shakes a lot of hands is better with their concealer.
January 3, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I guess every other politician on the planet that shakes a lot of hands is better with their concealer.
Our dog is the only member of our family that doesn't lick themself.
January 3, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Our dog is the only member of our family that doesn't lick themself.
He'll probably add a lot of blind spots to to the courses to facilitate cheating.
January 3, 2026 at 1:11 AM
He'll probably add a lot of blind spots to to the courses to facilitate cheating.
She should ask her sugar granddaddy for a pair, what's the point of marrying an old fart if you don't get the goods?
January 2, 2026 at 9:16 PM
She should ask her sugar granddaddy for a pair, what's the point of marrying an old fart if you don't get the goods?
You don't get a Trump bod by wishing for it. His all night tweets are a result of him evacuating his bowels after the days haul.
January 2, 2026 at 9:13 PM
You don't get a Trump bod by wishing for it. His all night tweets are a result of him evacuating his bowels after the days haul.
I believe it, or they would have made the story make more sense.
January 2, 2026 at 9:09 PM
I believe it, or they would have made the story make more sense.
When you gaze into his bulging wide eyes you can tell there is nothing there, I think in his previous life he was a deer hit by a car.
January 2, 2026 at 9:08 PM
When you gaze into his bulging wide eyes you can tell there is nothing there, I think in his previous life he was a deer hit by a car.
No wonder his dim witted supporters in their tacky Trump gear whining about affordability find the president so relatable.
January 1, 2026 at 8:06 PM
No wonder his dim witted supporters in their tacky Trump gear whining about affordability find the president so relatable.
A chief of staff should display good judgement, like choosing to spray canned hair onto your head.
January 1, 2026 at 7:57 PM
A chief of staff should display good judgement, like choosing to spray canned hair onto your head.
Cringier than when Stephen tried to fool HDTV viewers with his fresh head of spray paint?
January 1, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Cringier than when Stephen tried to fool HDTV viewers with his fresh head of spray paint?
Tesla investors might want to rethink Tesla's valuation, Tesla is behind the curve on all three fronts, EVs, autonomous taxis, and robots.
December 30, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Tesla investors might want to rethink Tesla's valuation, Tesla is behind the curve on all three fronts, EVs, autonomous taxis, and robots.
Why should Utah be spared?
December 30, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Why should Utah be spared?