the fuck they mean they’re running out of wallace and gromit clay??? this should be an emergency? why aren’t our top scientists on this?

why does every pic of Bryan Johnson got the twilight filter on it?

why did kieran culkin dress like a member of panic! at the disco at the golden globes?

i wish my dog could go everywhere with me 😖

yeah can i ask why that robbie williams movie he’s an ape? like who green lit that?

Oh robbie williams biopic?

hmm don’t really see it

okay what if he was an ape?

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you son of a bitch im in

honestly there should be a social media ban for everyone under the age of 120

regrettably getting the urge to make a short film

elon musk is the most bullyable man to ever exist

what is the star fucker equivalent to people who only seek out famous friendships?

im gonna need the nba to move over here