strawberry malortcake
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fancy plans, pants to match
Let me take another one, someone blinked.
January 18, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Let me take another one, someone blinked.
This is how Putin won the Super Bowl.
January 9, 2026 at 4:34 AM
This is how Putin won the Super Bowl.
The fate of the universe rests on the Third Doink.
January 9, 2026 at 3:26 AM
The fate of the universe rests on the Third Doink.
*throws celebratory directionless haymakers*
January 8, 2026 at 11:29 PM
*throws celebratory directionless haymakers*
AI is hard at work on inventing the Eugenics Wars, so they’ve got that part covered.
December 16, 2025 at 3:28 AM
AI is hard at work on inventing the Eugenics Wars, so they’ve got that part covered.
you don’t have a Corner Tree this year, you have a Centerpiece Tree, and that’s okay
December 7, 2025 at 11:30 PM
you don’t have a Corner Tree this year, you have a Centerpiece Tree, and that’s okay
It’s really good. Braised it in a Dutch oven, and we’ve been eating it in various forms all week.
Still have a chunk of it frozen that I might use for a lazy massaman curry next week sometime.
Went back a couple days later to try to grab another but they were sold out at ours.
Still have a chunk of it frozen that I might use for a lazy massaman curry next week sometime.
Went back a couple days later to try to grab another but they were sold out at ours.
December 6, 2025 at 2:08 AM
It’s really good. Braised it in a Dutch oven, and we’ve been eating it in various forms all week.
Still have a chunk of it frozen that I might use for a lazy massaman curry next week sometime.
Went back a couple days later to try to grab another but they were sold out at ours.
Still have a chunk of it frozen that I might use for a lazy massaman curry next week sometime.
Went back a couple days later to try to grab another but they were sold out at ours.
[sobbing in the shower]: “hurry, christmas. hurry fast”
December 6, 2025 at 1:09 AM
[sobbing in the shower]: “hurry, christmas. hurry fast”
Ioniq 5 is probably bigger than what most people looking for a 2-row are considering, but is fantastic from a maximizing-passenger-space point of view. Wish more carmakers had something with that design goal in mind in their lineups, as it comes close to filling in the wagon-shaped hole there.
December 4, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Ioniq 5 is probably bigger than what most people looking for a 2-row are considering, but is fantastic from a maximizing-passenger-space point of view. Wish more carmakers had something with that design goal in mind in their lineups, as it comes close to filling in the wagon-shaped hole there.
Trump hands him a binder stuffed full of pictures of sets from old productions of Phantom and of the house from Richie Rich comics with the word “TORDIS???” scribbled in sharpie.
November 26, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Trump hands him a binder stuffed full of pictures of sets from old productions of Phantom and of the house from Richie Rich comics with the word “TORDIS???” scribbled in sharpie.
His body … is a road map … of ENGAGEMENT.
a man in a car is holding a red tow hook
Alt: one of our finest character actors braces for the influx of people not getting the joke
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
His body … is a road map … of ENGAGEMENT.
I don’t disagree, but the phrasing gave me a mental image of Gavin Newsom trying to double down at a blackjack table after he already folded his hand (smarmy pile of books pose), and the dealer just staring at him, trying to process what’s happening.
November 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I don’t disagree, but the phrasing gave me a mental image of Gavin Newsom trying to double down at a blackjack table after he already folded his hand (smarmy pile of books pose), and the dealer just staring at him, trying to process what’s happening.
Wicked is gender-swapped Batman, even beyond the titular characters.
Just as Batman stories have Catwoman, the Wicked stories have a tiger man.
What does the tiger man do? Unfortunately, this conversation has now concluded. Please enjoy the short holiday workweek.
Just as Batman stories have Catwoman, the Wicked stories have a tiger man.
What does the tiger man do? Unfortunately, this conversation has now concluded. Please enjoy the short holiday workweek.
November 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Wicked is gender-swapped Batman, even beyond the titular characters.
Just as Batman stories have Catwoman, the Wicked stories have a tiger man.
What does the tiger man do? Unfortunately, this conversation has now concluded. Please enjoy the short holiday workweek.
Just as Batman stories have Catwoman, the Wicked stories have a tiger man.
What does the tiger man do? Unfortunately, this conversation has now concluded. Please enjoy the short holiday workweek.
Call of Achoo-loo
November 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Call of Achoo-loo
Uncompensated, but load-bearing.
If you stop publishing them, the promise of independent, reader-supported journalism dies on the vine.
If you stop publishing them, the promise of independent, reader-supported journalism dies on the vine.
November 19, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Uncompensated, but load-bearing.
If you stop publishing them, the promise of independent, reader-supported journalism dies on the vine.
If you stop publishing them, the promise of independent, reader-supported journalism dies on the vine.
Congressional Dems dropping a 24 GB email attachment with the oppo research Epstein did on every Palm Beach sophomore boy in advance of promposal season. Your phone rings. It’s Chotiner calling you up with some pointed questions about your AO3 search history.
November 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Congressional Dems dropping a 24 GB email attachment with the oppo research Epstein did on every Palm Beach sophomore boy in advance of promposal season. Your phone rings. It’s Chotiner calling you up with some pointed questions about your AO3 search history.
It’s even worse now, because this isn’t a vote to not push the boulder down the hill towards us, it’s a vote to not stop the boulder that’s already rolling down.
They’re not saying it outright, but the coming carnage is part of their … strategy / collective indifference.
They’re not saying it outright, but the coming carnage is part of their … strategy / collective indifference.
November 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
It’s even worse now, because this isn’t a vote to not push the boulder down the hill towards us, it’s a vote to not stop the boulder that’s already rolling down.
They’re not saying it outright, but the coming carnage is part of their … strategy / collective indifference.
They’re not saying it outright, but the coming carnage is part of their … strategy / collective indifference.
Math is simple. If a democratic senator doesn’t support a primary for any of these votes, they’re complicit and they get primaries. Nobody gets to hide on this one.
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Math is simple. If a democratic senator doesn’t support a primary for any of these votes, they’re complicit and they get primaries. Nobody gets to hide on this one.
Nap when the President naps
November 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Nap when the President naps
Long pause, then hit him with the Junior.
November 6, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Long pause, then hit him with the Junior.