☭Alejandrito☭
@boyofarc.bsky.social
„I wish I had a cock to do a piercing on”
Aleksander is the name, but Alex or Olek will suffice.
They/he
22
Your local judeo-catholic witch
Letterboxd link:
https://boxd.it/cv9V7
Aleksander is the name, but Alex or Olek will suffice.
They/he
22
Your local judeo-catholic witch
Letterboxd link:
https://boxd.it/cv9V7
I might be sleep deprived but at least I brought back the Polish–Lithuanian Commonwealth and I’m taking over Russia
December 29, 2025 at 10:48 AM
I might be sleep deprived but at least I brought back the Polish–Lithuanian Commonwealth and I’m taking over Russia
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In China he would be arrested and I think that’s beautiful
Yeah, this dum dum is talking about chicken pox.
Anyway, it's very cool and awesome that he has so much cultural and political influence.
Anyway, it's very cool and awesome that he has so much cultural and political influence.
December 29, 2025 at 7:16 AM
In China he would be arrested and I think that’s beautiful
Barack Obama if he was about to give a speech but realized that the entire population of United States of America got turned into a particular fruit:
My… melon Americans?
My… melon Americans?
December 27, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Barack Obama if he was about to give a speech but realized that the entire population of United States of America got turned into a particular fruit:
My… melon Americans?
My… melon Americans?
The feminine urge to do the Laura Palmer scream
December 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
The feminine urge to do the Laura Palmer scream
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more josh o'connor for you
December 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
more josh o'connor for you
I ate the entire cheesecake and a jar of pickles by myself and I think I’m about to enter hibernation
December 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I ate the entire cheesecake and a jar of pickles by myself and I think I’m about to enter hibernation
I do this really funny thing were I annoy people without even talking
December 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I do this really funny thing were I annoy people without even talking
Anyways „Wake up dead man” was great
I love pathetic men on all fours with a woodworking hobby
I love pathetic men on all fours with a woodworking hobby
December 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Anyways „Wake up dead man” was great
I love pathetic men on all fours with a woodworking hobby
I love pathetic men on all fours with a woodworking hobby
Merry Christmas to Melania Trump I hope the decorations are going well this year
December 22, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Merry Christmas to Melania Trump I hope the decorations are going well this year
Love getting drunk it’s so fun
December 21, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Love getting drunk it’s so fun
Thinking about the time I was in Berlin waiting in line for a museum and the nice security guard heard me and my mom speak polish, so he asked us „Oh you’re from Poland?” And for some reason I panicked and said „no”
December 17, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Thinking about the time I was in Berlin waiting in line for a museum and the nice security guard heard me and my mom speak polish, so he asked us „Oh you’re from Poland?” And for some reason I panicked and said „no”
Suddenly, I want to get fucked by a priest
December 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Suddenly, I want to get fucked by a priest
Whoever said baking is fun is a fucking liar and I would like to have a word with them
December 13, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Whoever said baking is fun is a fucking liar and I would like to have a word with them
Business plan any holidays: you hire me as a „personal peace protector”. If your family, any of them, is mean to you for no reason, I insult them. I will insult your mother, grandmother and great grandmother. No limitations, their fails in this lifetime? My special weapon. I’ll make them cry.
December 13, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Business plan any holidays: you hire me as a „personal peace protector”. If your family, any of them, is mean to you for no reason, I insult them. I will insult your mother, grandmother and great grandmother. No limitations, their fails in this lifetime? My special weapon. I’ll make them cry.
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Me? In bed. Sofa? Napped on. Biryani? Consumed. Gingerbread cookies? Saved. My mother? Happy. Me? Exhausted. Muscles? Ache. Brain? Fogged.
December 12, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Me? In bed. Sofa? Napped on. Biryani? Consumed. Gingerbread cookies? Saved. My mother? Happy. Me? Exhausted. Muscles? Ache. Brain? Fogged.
All of you can literally SUCK MY DICK rn. I got myself Lamb Biryani and some gulab jamun and I’m going to FUCKING enjoy it bc I got PAID.
I haven’t eaten since yesterday and I’m running on an energy drink, a liter of water and nicotine
I can fist fight God
I can fist fight God
December 12, 2025 at 5:49 PM
All of you can literally SUCK MY DICK rn. I got myself Lamb Biryani and some gulab jamun and I’m going to FUCKING enjoy it bc I got PAID.
I need someone to just lay on top of me with their entire body pressure please I beg yall
December 12, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I need someone to just lay on top of me with their entire body pressure please I beg yall
Should I bake or should I just go the fuck to bed
December 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Should I bake or should I just go the fuck to bed
I haven’t eaten since yesterday and I’m running on an energy drink, a liter of water and nicotine
I can fist fight God
I can fist fight God
December 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I haven’t eaten since yesterday and I’m running on an energy drink, a liter of water and nicotine
I can fist fight God
I can fist fight God
Never thought saying „SHUT THE FUCK UP” would make me feel so goddamn good
December 12, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Never thought saying „SHUT THE FUCK UP” would make me feel so goddamn good
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"Singing Communists" - Painting by Mikhail Andreyevich Savitsky (1978)
December 12, 2025 at 1:43 PM
"Singing Communists" - Painting by Mikhail Andreyevich Savitsky (1978)
my name is they/them
December 12, 2025 at 1:32 PM
my name is they/them
That’s it, enough out of you. I’m sending you to Malmö
December 12, 2025 at 12:08 PM
That’s it, enough out of you. I’m sending you to Malmö