tate mcrib
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ok so we’re all here now
Look, I’m a simple man. A movie had Amanda Seyfried in it, I’m sat.
December 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Look, I’m a simple man. A movie had Amanda Seyfried in it, I’m sat.
nobody is named daphne anymore
December 19, 2025 at 6:59 AM
nobody is named daphne anymore
Got a new nightstand :))))) everything is about to change for me
December 19, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Got a new nightstand :))))) everything is about to change for me
transgender for everybody
December 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
transgender for everybody
Dave Portnoy has the vibe of someone who’s really excited to show off what he’s learned in his Yellow Belt class in karate.
December 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Dave Portnoy has the vibe of someone who’s really excited to show off what he’s learned in his Yellow Belt class in karate.
Gonna start pronounce it NEW York and NEW Jersey the way people outside of Connecticut call it NEW haven
December 4, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Gonna start pronounce it NEW York and NEW Jersey the way people outside of Connecticut call it NEW haven
Industry is Succession for people who fuck.
November 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Industry is Succession for people who fuck.
Now what the hell is even that
November 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Now what the hell is even that
When I said I was going to the Pines, you thought I meant Fire Island?? Nah baby, we out here in the pine barrens, burying bodies and searching for the Jersey Devil.
November 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
When I said I was going to the Pines, you thought I meant Fire Island?? Nah baby, we out here in the pine barrens, burying bodies and searching for the Jersey Devil.
“Buy the dip!” - crypto bros, and me when I’m being a lil bad and getting a treat at the supermarket
November 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
“Buy the dip!” - crypto bros, and me when I’m being a lil bad and getting a treat at the supermarket
We need free mental health services in this country so Azealia Banks can go back to releasing bangers.
November 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
We need free mental health services in this country so Azealia Banks can go back to releasing bangers.
Hey drivers! Why do you insist on trying to hit every biker in New York City?!?
November 16, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Hey drivers! Why do you insist on trying to hit every biker in New York City?!?
At this point it’s our right as Americans to see Bill Clinton’s penis. I want to see what all the fuss is about.
November 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
At this point it’s our right as Americans to see Bill Clinton’s penis. I want to see what all the fuss is about.
PSL (Pumpkin as a Second Language)
November 9, 2025 at 9:06 PM
PSL (Pumpkin as a Second Language)
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Maybe pundits should spend more time in densely packed, left leaning urban areas where the "real Americans" live
November 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Maybe pundits should spend more time in densely packed, left leaning urban areas where the "real Americans" live
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I don't know what will happen in NYC tonight, but I do know that regardless of outcome, any number of public figures, celebrities, politicians and institutions that oppose Mamdani have done so with a level of rhetorical ugliness, racism, and dishonesty that should neither be forgotten nor forgiven.
November 4, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I don't know what will happen in NYC tonight, but I do know that regardless of outcome, any number of public figures, celebrities, politicians and institutions that oppose Mamdani have done so with a level of rhetorical ugliness, racism, and dishonesty that should neither be forgotten nor forgiven.
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West coast straight guys talk gayer than east coast gay guys.
November 1, 2025 at 2:48 AM
West coast straight guys talk gayer than east coast gay guys.
Can anyone add me to like sixteen WhatsApp groups about Crypto? Thanks in advance
October 31, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Can anyone add me to like sixteen WhatsApp groups about Crypto? Thanks in advance
Every day I wake up and am attacked simply for being a Nutmegger.
Living in America is so funny because some people are just born in the state of Connecticut. How do you even end up spawning in Connecticut
October 31, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Every day I wake up and am attacked simply for being a Nutmegger.
I just think if your Halloween costume has to be shown in photo format next to the inspiration in order to make sense it’s not a good costume
October 30, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I just think if your Halloween costume has to be shown in photo format next to the inspiration in order to make sense it’s not a good costume
Jameela Jamil nonsense, recession indicator
On October 20, Jameela Jamil appeared on ‘The Romesh Ranganathan Show,’ where she was asked to give the host ‘some sort of viral moment or exclusive’ for the show. And boy, did she deliver!
Jameela Jamil ‘Accidentally Orgasmed’ at a DJ-ing Gig
On October 20, Jameela Jamil appeared on ‘The Romesh Ranganathan Show,’ where she was asked to give the host ‘some sort of viral moment or exclusive’ for the show. And boy, did she deliver!
www.thecut.com
October 27, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Jameela Jamil nonsense, recession indicator
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what’s your costume?
“I’m Ina Garten from that one episode of Barefoot Contessa where she—“
“I’m Ina Garten from that one episode of Barefoot Contessa where she—“
October 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
what’s your costume?
“I’m Ina Garten from that one episode of Barefoot Contessa where she—“
“I’m Ina Garten from that one episode of Barefoot Contessa where she—“
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some of yall are more mad about the east wing being demolished than people getting killed/deported etc idk
October 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
some of yall are more mad about the east wing being demolished than people getting killed/deported etc idk
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Andrew, we're voting you off the island and back to the suburbs.
Our new ad just aired during Survivor.
Our new ad just aired during Survivor.
October 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Andrew, we're voting you off the island and back to the suburbs.
Our new ad just aired during Survivor.
Our new ad just aired during Survivor.