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Blazh Ooze
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My hair goes below my nipples!
white people go postal when they lose at beer pong
May 16, 2025 at 7:53 AM
everybody has this type of coworker
May 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
yall ever 😂😂😂?
February 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
roof fell off please send me 300 american dollars or 570 in canadian to fix this bloody thing it when it rains i sleep with raindrops and it’s irritating thank you in advance
February 25, 2025 at 1:12 AM
no way this is what they call squirtle in germany this a joke
December 11, 2024 at 1:58 AM
fam lit
December 6, 2024 at 2:47 AM
if you are a gamer please read my message to you:

You have to stop beating your p*nis, it doesn’t have much HP left and it will die soon (erectile disfunction)
December 3, 2024 at 10:43 PM
please rate the eat one out of ten please legitimately rate the eats i beg you to rate the eats good eats or nah please provide rating below.
November 27, 2024 at 12:52 PM
me and bro fake arguing in public for the lolz
November 12, 2024 at 1:05 PM
me face when I see dat boi frog chilling with gabe the dog shooting hoops in heaven.
November 6, 2024 at 8:52 PM
people really be baka 😭🤦‍♂️
October 19, 2024 at 9:29 PM
what the hell is with the icon change, the butterfly looks like an encyclopedia app
March 8, 2024 at 7:21 PM
me if I was a tarot card reader:

"ah, I see... you have a ten of cocksuckles upside down" *slowly nods*

my client: is that good?

me: are you left handed by any chance?

my client: yeah, why?

*raises eyebrows and exhales from nose*
February 16, 2024 at 12:45 AM
i made a post yesterday about your friend being the second coming jeffrey epstein if they open a bag of snacks upside down, and today the actual second coming of jeffrey epstein died today.
February 15, 2024 at 1:24 AM
if u chillin with your homie and you eating snacks and he opens the bag from the bottom thats not your homie thats the second coming of jeffrey epstein
February 13, 2024 at 3:25 PM
NEWEST SLOP REACTION IMAGE
February 10, 2024 at 1:17 AM
wrote a letter to the easter bunny, stating that I dont want to see them this year
February 1, 2024 at 3:56 PM
i cannot believe it
January 26, 2024 at 9:46 AM
remember this fellas.
January 22, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Beta Barney Half-Life on acid
January 18, 2024 at 8:05 PM
damn slap city is kinda a cool game.
January 18, 2024 at 11:11 AM
would you rather get 3 million dollars or 6 thousand banans everyday for almost a month?
January 10, 2024 at 10:26 PM
if I had a big pencil I would write the biggest words on paper.
January 9, 2024 at 9:50 PM
thinking bout her...
January 9, 2024 at 11:05 AM
The pose I stike after ordering fast food without stuttering.
December 21, 2023 at 10:28 PM