B, Be, Bri, or Brain
@bpelliott.bsky.social
I have style, I have class, but most of all, I have love technique.
Is anyone else like where the hell did Vevor come from, and are they like the modern day Acme Corp? Like if you told me Vevor also makes vibrators, I wouldn't even bat an eye.
May 24, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Is anyone else like where the hell did Vevor come from, and are they like the modern day Acme Corp? Like if you told me Vevor also makes vibrators, I wouldn't even bat an eye.
Just a friendly reminder that the bagpipe in Big Country is a guitar.
May 18, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Just a friendly reminder that the bagpipe in Big Country is a guitar.
I'm thinking of making a t-shirt that says: "All I wanted was a Pepsi."
May 17, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I'm thinking of making a t-shirt that says: "All I wanted was a Pepsi."
Finally a sunny weekend day in NE!
[release the black flies]
[release the black flies]
May 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Finally a sunny weekend day in NE!
[release the black flies]
[release the black flies]
I still say a Max-only Naked And Afraid: Unblurred would single handly break people's porn addiction. Just people bending over reaching for things alone.
May 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I still say a Max-only Naked And Afraid: Unblurred would single handly break people's porn addiction. Just people bending over reaching for things alone.
I'm slowly realizing, if you ever find yourself in a situation where Android's "Now Playing" is killing it song after song, you're in danger.
April 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I'm slowly realizing, if you ever find yourself in a situation where Android's "Now Playing" is killing it song after song, you're in danger.
I spend way too much of my life thinking about where I should put my arms at any given point in a day.
April 29, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I spend way too much of my life thinking about where I should put my arms at any given point in a day.
@skylight.social - The login workflow with BlueSky on Android is almost impossible to get through. Leaving the app to get my BlueSky MFA out of my email, just puts me back at the start when I return to Skylight - wash rinse repeat.
April 19, 2025 at 5:31 PM
@skylight.social - The login workflow with BlueSky on Android is almost impossible to get through. Leaving the app to get my BlueSky MFA out of my email, just puts me back at the start when I return to Skylight - wash rinse repeat.
Get Kevin James on the phone, I want to pitch him a new sitcom idea where he's a space garbage man, from Queens.
April 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Get Kevin James on the phone, I want to pitch him a new sitcom idea where he's a space garbage man, from Queens.
Am I the only one puzzled by the logistics of using rockets to send the Earth's garbage to space? It makes sense though, rich people are just thinking the volume of trash involved is the amount they see before staff come through the next day.
April 19, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Am I the only one puzzled by the logistics of using rockets to send the Earth's garbage to space? It makes sense though, rich people are just thinking the volume of trash involved is the amount they see before staff come through the next day.
Seems appropriate today.
Gil Scott-Heron - Whitey On the Moon (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Ace Records
youtube.com
April 15, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Seems appropriate today.
I'm addicted to Topo Chico lime/mint - so much so I currently have three cases in the downstairs fridge, because one time, ten months ago, my supermarket, who only sells it on its end caps, but never the same end cap, didn't have it for two weeks, just blueberry, and I freaked.
April 13, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I'm addicted to Topo Chico lime/mint - so much so I currently have three cases in the downstairs fridge, because one time, ten months ago, my supermarket, who only sells it on its end caps, but never the same end cap, didn't have it for two weeks, just blueberry, and I freaked.
My name is B, and I eat day old bagels so you don't have to
April 13, 2025 at 2:06 PM
My name is B, and I eat day old bagels so you don't have to
The Pitt is a show about a man that never got help for his stress and grief and the whole Internet is like: "Oh daddy!"
April 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The Pitt is a show about a man that never got help for his stress and grief and the whole Internet is like: "Oh daddy!"
Wouldn't it be funny if the tariffs really *does* bring manufacturing back to the US and kicks off the golden age of robotics?
April 6, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Wouldn't it be funny if the tariffs really *does* bring manufacturing back to the US and kicks off the golden age of robotics?
I spent the weekend listening to The Twilight Sad on all my errand trips - I hope I stopped at all the red lights.
March 31, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I spent the weekend listening to The Twilight Sad on all my errand trips - I hope I stopped at all the red lights.
I'm having a hard time coming up with a second episode of my new podcast "Famous Generals' Chicken" and it doesn't help that all I hear in my head is my wife nagging me on how building a podcast studio was going to be a huge waste of money.
March 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I'm having a hard time coming up with a second episode of my new podcast "Famous Generals' Chicken" and it doesn't help that all I hear in my head is my wife nagging me on how building a podcast studio was going to be a huge waste of money.
I don't know who needs to hear this but, in The Pitt, we don't need to know who the shooter is - it is not medically necessary.
March 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this but, in The Pitt, we don't need to know who the shooter is - it is not medically necessary.
Internet: Boycott Tesla - don't buy their cars!
Me: [looking at my bank account] Um, count me in.
Me: [looking at my bank account] Um, count me in.
March 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Internet: Boycott Tesla - don't buy their cars!
Me: [looking at my bank account] Um, count me in.
Me: [looking at my bank account] Um, count me in.
I think I just want to subscribe to one streaming service: Pitt+. Different hospitals, same writing, same format, same level of characters.
March 22, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I think I just want to subscribe to one streaming service: Pitt+. Different hospitals, same writing, same format, same level of characters.
Update: the rumors of Radiohead returning were false. Turns out someone heard a dentist drill and a copy machine running and assumed wrong.
March 20, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Update: the rumors of Radiohead returning were false. Turns out someone heard a dentist drill and a copy machine running and assumed wrong.
Does Jersey Mike's make the best subs? No. Does Jersey Mike's make better subs than [insert town name] House Of Pizza? Everytime.
March 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Does Jersey Mike's make the best subs? No. Does Jersey Mike's make better subs than [insert town name] House Of Pizza? Everytime.
Please read my substack on what your favorite Haim sister says about you. And remember, please like and subscribe and drink your Ovaltine.
March 15, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Please read my substack on what your favorite Haim sister says about you. And remember, please like and subscribe and drink your Ovaltine.
My fridge is pretty cool. For ice it has a 1 cube, 2 cubes, or 20 cubes option.
March 9, 2025 at 3:54 AM
My fridge is pretty cool. For ice it has a 1 cube, 2 cubes, or 20 cubes option.
You know they took the blacks out of the jellybeans?
March 8, 2025 at 2:40 AM
You know they took the blacks out of the jellybeans?