Brian Jones
bpjones13.bsky.social
Brian Jones
@bpjones13.bsky.social
Mediocre Attorney; Lover of Analogies; Yankees Fan; L.A. via NYC
Short Track speed chicken fighting.
February 12, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Sounds like slang for an 8 ball that was smuggled into a prison.
February 11, 2026 at 9:06 PM
As an attorney, I rarely ask questions that I don't already know the answer. So....yeah.
February 9, 2026 at 5:32 PM
The vast majority of my Ring footage is me forgetting I left them on inside my house when we come back from a trip and walking through the room after getting out of the shower, so enjoy the show, LAPD!
February 9, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Look, it takes time to give hand jobs to every member of the Duma.
February 4, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Amazon, you idiot. It can be here by Monday.
January 24, 2026 at 8:15 PM
I do know, and it's scheduled for tomorrow at 1:30pm. T-Minus 40 minutes until I start the great GoLytely Chug-a-thon.
January 22, 2026 at 6:20 PM
JMU-Bloomington, National Champs! #godukes
January 20, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Or otherwise use tax loopholes, irrevocable trusts, etc. to avoid paying the larger absolute dollar amount for their care? What if their assets are mostly stocks, where like Musk, they can game the system?
December 31, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Once we determine a cost of care, we still run into the psychological issue of paying. Much like income taxes or capital gains taxes, it's more difficult to stroke a check after the fact. We've been conditioned to have the funds taken from us. How do know that richer people don't defer income...
December 31, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I've chosen every specialist, without prior authorization. Three different orthos, and two surgical specialists.
December 29, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I could have, until this administration. Given the wholesale destruction of accepted science spearheaded by these chucklefucks, and backed by this SCOTUS, this may be the deathknell of m4all, for at least a generation.
December 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Finches and grackles. Nothing but finches and grackles, man.
December 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
60% is like "preponderance of the evidence +"
December 10, 2025 at 8:29 AM
"LET THEM EAT EGGS!!!" - Kevin Hassett.
November 16, 2025 at 5:46 PM