Not my eight year old

How can he squat like that with bone spurs?

Don’t ruin it referencing Leno, man

This is a good joke

It’s a pattern “the likes we have never seen before”

On the plus side: clearly a very healthy digestive tract…

You are so woefully unequipped to fight Republicans in the modern era. Time for you to step aside for a new generation of leaders who do more than write empty posts and send fundraising begs.

You know what will fix all this? Another fundraising email from the DNC…

I swear this spelling error happened at least once in the previous term. But let’s defund the Department of Education…

Can’t believe this is the same guy who ate a piece of dry toast straight out of the toaster once

But those VC holiday videos tho…