they invented wifi you can touch

unfortunately, even if i had plans, being soup i couldn't enact them. could you come up with a proposal and get it to salivanto's friend that has the can?

the bowl's spoons are connected to a laptop's USB port, but the can has no such connections

doesn't need to be much, only enough for USB data

yea, he keeps putting me in that can to try and keep me contained
it sucks because that can doesn't have electrified spoons in it
he better not put me in that can again or imma shock him >:(

i am a sentient bowl of double tomato soup that communicates with a laptop by powering two tungsten spoons. i exist as antimatter on every third tuesday, or as pure energy every fourth wednesday or the day after a lunar eclipse. please record this information in my user block using Esperanto only.

i think they're actually just behind the pot and cooking lunch while talking

nooooooo it never got to 100%

cmonn i've been waiting all year for this thing to load

mana get yo tail out of the fire it's gonna burn

also just finished writeups for each day, if that interests you

the visual style kinda reminds me of FNAF World with the looping 3D boss/player animations
very cool

relevant xkcd go

:D

i call it: nolenware
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