If I may hype myself... The World that Time Forgot by Brad D Sibbersen. (The inspiration should be obvious.)

The kink is strong in these two.

Thank you so much! Turns out steampunk is a pretty hard sell. I guess people like dressing up as it more than reading about it. ☹️ (Followed back.)

Pretty sure I don't know how to turn either one on. ☹️

These are such a nostalgic kick. Thank you for posting!

Tan for the win, here and on Instagram as well. Look for tan soon at your favorite retailer.

I once acquired a promo standee from Walmart by simply walking in after the promotion was over and telling a manager "I'm supposed to take this." His response: "Uh...". On the way out the door I informed security "I told the manager I'm taking this." He waved me past. Moral: Just be honest

The UK gave us The Fast Food Rockers so they're not entirely innocent of takeout-related crimes.

It rocks. Or steams, perhaps.

Cats are natural bikers.

My local Big Lots (RiP) was flooded with cans of this for a short while.