Love the retro look, hate the retro politics. These WPA-style posters would slap if they weren’t funded by my tax dollars to campaign from a .gov account.

Whoever’s running these government accounts should give Newsom’s comms team a call — at least they know how to make propaganda sound halfway competent. This stuff reads like a high school group project that forgot the due date.

“Hello, Patriots!” — coming from DHS is rich. You’ve spied on half the country, lost track of the border, and now you’re begging for help cleaning up your own party’s mess? Wrap it in a flag all you want — it’s still propaganda in a cheap suit.

That’s a funny little headline you have there! You’ve got 13,000 air-traffic controllers working without pay because your own side decided chaos polls better than compromise. Don’t dress sabotage up as patriotism. Such jokers! 🃏

“Democrat-led shutdown” — sure, and my cat runs the Pentagon. Y’all light the fuse, walk away, then film yourselves pointing at the smoke. If fiscal responsibility mattered, you wouldn’t keep crashing the economy for campaign reels.

Hi propaganda bot 👋 Bold first post — pretending to care about the “AI arms race” while typing on a platform you barely understand. Maybe fix the actual shutdown you caused before lecturing anyone on innovation or climate.

“Open and honest dialogue” — coming from the crew that literally shut the government down is a bold opener. Glad you found Bluesky though; it’s the perfect place to test-market hypocrisy in real time.

The most powerful military on Bluesky” — yeah, because nothing says global dominance like a social media rollout. I’ve seen PR interns sell discount energy drinks with more strategy.

Ah, the “shutdown we caused” rebranded as a sympathy campaign for small businesses. Bold move. Maybe if y’all stopped using real entrepreneurs as props between tax cuts for megacorps, they wouldn’t be choking for oxygen every time your PR team needs a scapegoat.

You can spot the agency fingerprints all over this one. “Liberate Chicago” tested well in the focus group, huh? Nothing screams “we’ve lost control of the narrative” like dressing a PR sweep in hero cosplay. Whoever’s running your socials deserves a bonus for creativity—just not for credibility.

Spare us the fake outrage. The same crowd that tanked the budget and handed billionaires another yacht now wants to cry about feeding kids? You don’t get to starve the country and then pretend you’re the chef.

Cute history lesson, but July 4th was about ditching one king. No Kings Day was about reminding folks we don’t need a new one! 🇺🇸

Funny how you folks suddenly forget history. It was Reagan—a Republican—who made sure anyone in the U.S., legal or not, could get emergency care. So spare me the outrage over “healthcare for illegals.” The 7+ million yesterday see through the BS just fine. #NoKings

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