IF YOU NEEDED ANYMORE PROOF THAT I AM THE BEST AT PANDERING AND FLIP FLOPPING, THE BEST! HERE IS MY STANCE ON H-1B VISAS FLIPPING AS SOON AS I GOT BILLIONAIRES ON MY TEAM WHO WANT THEM! SUCKS TO SUCK MAGA MORONS!

#TRUMP #MAGA #MAKEAMERICAGREATAGAIN

MUAHAHA! I HAVE RETURNED LIBERALS! I’M NOT EVEN TRYING TO HIDE IT ANYMORE! I AM A SUPERVILLAIN! LOOK AT THAT GLARE, THAT LIGHTING, THAT CHEAP WIG! I’M READY TO DESTROY THE US, ONCE AND FOR ALL!
#TRUMP #MAGA #MAKEAMERICAGREATAGAIN

I’M ANGRY! GRRRRRRRR! SO NOT ONLY DO I HAVE TO SHARE MY INAUGURATION WITH MLK JUNIOR! WITH THE FLAGS HALF STAFF FROM COMMIE CARTER! BUT NOW IT HASNTO BE INDOORS! WHAT A SICK JOKE. LET ME PULL A WILLIAM HENRY HARRISON! THE WORLD NEEDS IT RIGHT NOW!

#TRUMP #MAGA #MAKEAMERICAGREATAGAIN

ON THIS DAY, WE CELEBRATE NOT HUMAN RIGHTS, NOT THE PEOPLE, NOT EVEN AMERICA.

BUT ME! ME! ME! ME! I SUCCESSFULLY TRICKED 75 MILLION OF YOU IMBECILES TO FUCK YOURSELVES OVER! ME! GOD I AM A GENIUS!

ENJOY THE DICTATORSHIP FUCKWITS!

#TRUMP #MAGA #MAKEAMERICAGREATAGAIN

TREMENDOUS FIRST DAY, SOME WOULD SAY THE BEST FIRST DAY OF ALL PRESIDENTS! I CANCELLED ALMOST 80 OF SLEEPY JOE’S EXECUTIVE ORDERS! AND NOW MY EVIL POLICIES HAVE BEEN ENACTED! ENJOY SUFFERING FUCK HEADS! ALL YOU GET IS A RENAMED GULF OF MEXICO AND MOUNT DENALI!

#TRUMP #MAGA #MakeAmericaGreatAgain

I HAVE REVOKED LYNDON BAINES JOHNSON’S DISGUSTING AND UNAMERICAN DEI POLICY! EVEN THOUGH EVERY PRESIDENT HAS ONLY ADDED ON TO IT! INCLUDING ME! NOW IT’S SUDDENLY HARMFUL! NOW IT IS LEGAL TO DISCRIMINATE FEDERALLY IN HIRING BASED ON, GENDER, RACE, AND MORE!

#MAGA #TRUMP #MAKEAMERICAGREATAGAIN

Welp, @bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team @moderation.bsky.app has officially taken down @elonmusk-joinx.bsky.social ! I tried opening the app and it says “Account Has Been Removed!” The account was in FULL compliance BlueSky, wtf?

THE RADICAL LEFTIST SCUM @bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team @moderation.bsky.app STRUCK DOWN AND KILLED @ElonMusk-JoinX.bsky.social IN COLD BLOOD! THE COWARDS HAD TO DO IT WHILE HE WAS ASLEEP!

(Jokes aside, they banned my Elon parody account lol, like and repost to make them see 😂)