Get better publicists, North Dakota.

Obviously you can't compete with cheese or fish market, but you should be ashamed that giant weiner dog was their best word association.

None of these were my question, but they are now

Texas hill country is gorgeous, but there's something about the tran-pecos that makes me want to climb every peak and follow every dry river bed

Texas Floodplain Management Association: We need a coloring book to teach kids about flood safety.

Design guy: It needs an offputting mascot and a body count.

TFMA: Yes!

This is an incredible way to frame his party losing the majority in the one chamber it controlled

5 minutes in as a field trip chaperone:

Me: This fossil is actually a really cool...

3rd graders: When's lunch? HEY! ITS MY FRIEND OVER THERE!

I am excited to finally be able to be inconsequential on a better platform.