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𝘽𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙮𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙒𝙒𝙀𝙛𝙖𝙣 @bradythewwefan.bsky.social · Jan 20

NEW YEAR! NEW COMMISSION SHEET!

Need something to spice up your favorite pics? This big titty kitty will gladly write a short story to go along with it!

Shoot me a DM if you’re interested!

[ Reposts are GREATLY appreciated! ]

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𝘽𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙮𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙒𝙒𝙀𝙛𝙖𝙣 @bradythewwefan.bsky.social · 1h

“lol get sat on NOOB”

ribbons no you cant do that get off of them you fat fuck

A picture taken inside ROBLOX with a Noob being sat on by a Cat Robloxian with a fat ass.

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𝘽𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙮𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙒𝙒𝙀𝙛𝙖𝙣 @bradythewwefan.bsky.social · 13h

Please help, I got comms open ;w;

𝘽𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙮𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙒𝙒𝙀𝙛𝙖𝙣 @bradythewwefan.bsky.social · 1d

No seriously I got bills coming up and I’m getting kinda desperate ;w;

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𝘽𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙮𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙒𝙒𝙀𝙛𝙖𝙣 @bradythewwefan.bsky.social · 1d

We gotta put this FAT FUCK on a diet.

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𝘽𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙮𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙒𝙒𝙀𝙛𝙖𝙣 @bradythewwefan.bsky.social · 1d

MORBIDLY ROBESE FUCKAAAA.

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𝘽𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙮𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙒𝙒𝙀𝙛𝙖𝙣 @bradythewwefan.bsky.social · 14h

Bad news, gang. (Or good news, if you’re a freak.)

I found out how to do stuff like this now.

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𝘽𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙮𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙒𝙒𝙀𝙛𝙖𝙣 @bradythewwefan.bsky.social · 16h

… No shit

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𝘽𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙮𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙒𝙒𝙀𝙛𝙖𝙣 @bradythewwefan.bsky.social · 20h

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Well, you’ve done it now… You thought it’d be a great idea to threaten someone on the street and shake them down for some cash, but it turns out that someone just so happened to be the child of a certain Succuimp… And once they heard what went down, safe to say she was FAR from happy knowing someone was messing with her kid.

Once you saw Mia coming at you, you’d quickly scramble through an alleyway in an attempt to flee, though she was pretty hot on your trail. “Aye! Get the FUCK back ‘ere!” The Succuimp roared, in a bout of desperation, you’d toss a discarded can at her… Only for her to smack it out of the air with that metal bat… Sheesh, looks like you’re REALLY fucked now.

Uh oh! Looks like you weren’t looking where you were going… You’d end up tripping over a trashcan and falling flat on your ass onto the cold hard pavement… Now there you were, on your hands and knees desperately trying to crawl away, but Mia made sure she wasn’t going to let that happen. “Oh no you don’t, I’m not lettin’ ya get away…” The Succuimp growled as her footsteps grew closer and closer, the bat scraping against the concrete as she did so.

“You think yer just gonna go around and fuck with MY kid?” Mia grumbled as she backed you into a corner. “... Big fuckin’ mistake.” The Succuimp shook her head as she pointed the metal bat a few inches away from your face. You’d stammer and stutter, trying to apologize and plead for forgiveness, but Mia quickly cut you off. “Shut it! I don’t want to hear it.”

… Yet you kept on pleading, desperate to get away… But that just seemed to set her off more, the Succuimp would raise her bat high in the air, it soon came crashing down onto your skull with a loud and sickening crack, it’d come down again and again, caving your head in all whilst Mia said a few choice words… Perhaps threatening some random stranger on the street wasn’t such a good idea…

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𝘽𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙮𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙒𝙒𝙀𝙛𝙖𝙣 @bradythewwefan.bsky.social · 18h

oh good she’s still alive

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𝘽𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙮𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙒𝙒𝙀𝙛𝙖𝙣 @bradythewwefan.bsky.social · 1d

No seriously I got bills coming up and I’m getting kinda desperate ;w;

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𝘽𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙮𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙒𝙒𝙀𝙛𝙖𝙣 @bradythewwefan.bsky.social · 20h

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𝘽𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙮𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙒𝙒𝙀𝙛𝙖𝙣 @bradythewwefan.bsky.social · 21h

Lowkey forgot how refreshing it is to do some non lewd writing for a change

𝘽𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙮𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙒𝙒𝙀𝙛𝙖𝙣 @bradythewwefan.bsky.social · 1d

Remember when y’all said you weren’t going to use AI?

The ONLY thing this site has going for it at this point is that it isn’t infested with rabid hitlerites.