Not often here, but decided to have a look today. For some reason, my feed is full of rabbit-related stuff. I am not complaining... But I am puzzled.

Average dinner conversation at my house...

Brother one: Did you know that in the old days, the people in the Vatican believed that the rings of Saturn were made up of Jesus' foreskin?
Brother two: Ok, just how big a wiener did he have exactly?!

Yesterday was National Animal Crackers Day in the US. I know , because I received a work email about it. At work. On working time.

An amazing friend pointed me in the direction of the Rory Gilmore reading list recently. My starting point is 12 finished titles... And I am definitely not going to make it through the Compact Oxford English Dictionary... The rest I am looking very much forward to.

Most people think t-rex can't clap because its arms are too short, but really it's because they're all dead.

"That's what I do. I drink, and I know things."

What should I post today? I said. Something you loathe, he said. But I can't think of anything, I thought. And then I started gardening.

A little poetry for the crowd this miserable morning...

Roses are red
Mornings are hard
I suck at poetry
Coffee

Recently discovered that my son has legal permission to own a sword. I think my job here is done.