Lord Brahms
@brahmsstoker.bsky.social
Commissioner of various art, mostly nsfw stuff though my tastes are EXTREMELY vanilla. Might post captions for pictures and references for future projects if I feel like it.
Trouble of being raised in a toxic family is that when I get mad, I can get toxic, so if given a HALF a chance to make my own version of this, I would go scorched earth.
Trump: “I don’t r*pe kids” while naked, except for FREE CANDY written on his chest, and wearing a teddy bear as a jockstrap.
Trump: “I don’t r*pe kids” while naked, except for FREE CANDY written on his chest, and wearing a teddy bear as a jockstrap.
December 8, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Trouble of being raised in a toxic family is that when I get mad, I can get toxic, so if given a HALF a chance to make my own version of this, I would go scorched earth.
Trump: “I don’t r*pe kids” while naked, except for FREE CANDY written on his chest, and wearing a teddy bear as a jockstrap.
Trump: “I don’t r*pe kids” while naked, except for FREE CANDY written on his chest, and wearing a teddy bear as a jockstrap.
The others weren’t directly, unjustly humiliated by Trump, followed by a weekend that signaled a huge shift in Russia towards hyper aggression. They don’t have the direct emotional investment to say “Fuck that orange rapist!” and stick to their guns, among other factors.
So, here’s hoping.🤞
So, here’s hoping.🤞
December 8, 2025 at 3:04 PM
The others weren’t directly, unjustly humiliated by Trump, followed by a weekend that signaled a huge shift in Russia towards hyper aggression. They don’t have the direct emotional investment to say “Fuck that orange rapist!” and stick to their guns, among other factors.
So, here’s hoping.🤞
So, here’s hoping.🤞
America always had “soft power” because we tried not to overtly act like bullying assholes on the global scale, at least politically. Powerful, but we didn’t need to flaunt it.
But the hordes of inbred dipshits elected an insecure baby-raping narcissist and he pissed it all away.😑
But the hordes of inbred dipshits elected an insecure baby-raping narcissist and he pissed it all away.😑
December 8, 2025 at 5:27 AM
America always had “soft power” because we tried not to overtly act like bullying assholes on the global scale, at least politically. Powerful, but we didn’t need to flaunt it.
But the hordes of inbred dipshits elected an insecure baby-raping narcissist and he pissed it all away.😑
But the hordes of inbred dipshits elected an insecure baby-raping narcissist and he pissed it all away.😑
— almost lost to a woman who had only been OFFICIALLY campaigning for herself for a few months!?🤣 AND you were COMPLETELY shut out by candidate “Not Applicable”?! What a loser!”
December 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
— almost lost to a woman who had only been OFFICIALLY campaigning for herself for a few months!?🤣 AND you were COMPLETELY shut out by candidate “Not Applicable”?! What a loser!”
Weird. I swear I saw the numbers awhile ago, and it was Trump 32-something while Kamala had around 31%.
I KNOW for a FACT that Kamala was only 0.7% behind Trump, because I laughed about that too.
“You campaigned, I.E. BITCHED and WHINED, for 4 years straight and you STILL —
I KNOW for a FACT that Kamala was only 0.7% behind Trump, because I laughed about that too.
“You campaigned, I.E. BITCHED and WHINED, for 4 years straight and you STILL —
December 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Weird. I swear I saw the numbers awhile ago, and it was Trump 32-something while Kamala had around 31%.
I KNOW for a FACT that Kamala was only 0.7% behind Trump, because I laughed about that too.
“You campaigned, I.E. BITCHED and WHINED, for 4 years straight and you STILL —
I KNOW for a FACT that Kamala was only 0.7% behind Trump, because I laughed about that too.
“You campaigned, I.E. BITCHED and WHINED, for 4 years straight and you STILL —
So yeah, sorry for coming off as hostile in my initial response. I thought I smelled bullshit, and had an allergic reaction of outraged indignation.😅
December 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
So yeah, sorry for coming off as hostile in my initial response. I thought I smelled bullshit, and had an allergic reaction of outraged indignation.😅
“Do you want a strong leader who’ll hold those who caused it responsible!? Then vote for Trump today!”
Crowd of MAGA: “Yeah!🤩”
Me and every other American with HALF a brainstem, standing behind the crowd of MAGA idiots: “WHY ARE YOU FUCKERS SO GODDAMN STUPID!?!🤬”
Crowd of MAGA: “Yeah!🤩”
Me and every other American with HALF a brainstem, standing behind the crowd of MAGA idiots: “WHY ARE YOU FUCKERS SO GODDAMN STUPID!?!🤬”
December 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
“Do you want a strong leader who’ll hold those who caused it responsible!? Then vote for Trump today!”
Crowd of MAGA: “Yeah!🤩”
Me and every other American with HALF a brainstem, standing behind the crowd of MAGA idiots: “WHY ARE YOU FUCKERS SO GODDAMN STUPID!?!🤬”
Crowd of MAGA: “Yeah!🤩”
Me and every other American with HALF a brainstem, standing behind the crowd of MAGA idiots: “WHY ARE YOU FUCKERS SO GODDAMN STUPID!?!🤬”
— words that could have been taken straight out of a blatantly cringey propaganda schpiel OR a sleazy salesman trying to sell a shoddy product, it got my dander up.
Kayfabe:⬇️
“Are you sick of a failing economy!?”
“Are you tired of corrupt politicians who aren’t catering to your every whim!?”
Kayfabe:⬇️
“Are you sick of a failing economy!?”
“Are you tired of corrupt politicians who aren’t catering to your every whim!?”
December 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
— words that could have been taken straight out of a blatantly cringey propaganda schpiel OR a sleazy salesman trying to sell a shoddy product, it got my dander up.
Kayfabe:⬇️
“Are you sick of a failing economy!?”
“Are you tired of corrupt politicians who aren’t catering to your every whim!?”
Kayfabe:⬇️
“Are you sick of a failing economy!?”
“Are you tired of corrupt politicians who aren’t catering to your every whim!?”
That’s fair.
Doing some self-awareness for why what you said ticked me off a bit, and I’m pretty sure I’ve figured it out.
My biggest frustration has been the MAGA swallowing the obvious, blatant lies of Trump and how their ego REFUSES to let them see how dumb they were. So when you used —
Doing some self-awareness for why what you said ticked me off a bit, and I’m pretty sure I’ve figured it out.
My biggest frustration has been the MAGA swallowing the obvious, blatant lies of Trump and how their ego REFUSES to let them see how dumb they were. So when you used —
December 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
That’s fair.
Doing some self-awareness for why what you said ticked me off a bit, and I’m pretty sure I’ve figured it out.
My biggest frustration has been the MAGA swallowing the obvious, blatant lies of Trump and how their ego REFUSES to let them see how dumb they were. So when you used —
Doing some self-awareness for why what you said ticked me off a bit, and I’m pretty sure I’ve figured it out.
My biggest frustration has been the MAGA swallowing the obvious, blatant lies of Trump and how their ego REFUSES to let them see how dumb they were. So when you used —
I attribute it to malicious spite more than fear, personally. But that’s just my opinion.
December 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I attribute it to malicious spite more than fear, personally. But that’s just my opinion.
At least half of that number didn’t vote, for whatever reason. That’s not the same as “didn’t mind”.
Also, I remember distinctly that Trump distinctly lost to candidate “who cares?” in the final tally, mostly because I take that as an amusing indictment of how pathetic he is.
Also, I remember distinctly that Trump distinctly lost to candidate “who cares?” in the final tally, mostly because I take that as an amusing indictment of how pathetic he is.
December 7, 2025 at 5:55 PM
At least half of that number didn’t vote, for whatever reason. That’s not the same as “didn’t mind”.
Also, I remember distinctly that Trump distinctly lost to candidate “who cares?” in the final tally, mostly because I take that as an amusing indictment of how pathetic he is.
Also, I remember distinctly that Trump distinctly lost to candidate “who cares?” in the final tally, mostly because I take that as an amusing indictment of how pathetic he is.
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Impeached, impaled, whatever works.
December 7, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Impeached, impaled, whatever works.
Anybody who still considers themselves MAGA even now is going to hell, but I hope that they ALL get to suffer the consequences for what they’ve done while they’re still alive, even if they’re too narcissistic and stupid to realize that it’s their fault to begin with.
December 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Anybody who still considers themselves MAGA even now is going to hell, but I hope that they ALL get to suffer the consequences for what they’ve done while they’re still alive, even if they’re too narcissistic and stupid to realize that it’s their fault to begin with.
And yes, I am very ironically saying this while being pretty angry.
BUT I’M NOT BRAIN-DAMAGED ENOUGH TO TRY AND LIVE VICARIOUSLY A CHILD-RAPING FUCKER, LIKE SOME LOSER WHO WATCHES CUCK PORN AND FANTASIZES ABOUT BEING “THE BULL” IN THAT SCENARIO, BECAUSE OF THAT ANGER.
BUT I’M NOT BRAIN-DAMAGED ENOUGH TO TRY AND LIVE VICARIOUSLY A CHILD-RAPING FUCKER, LIKE SOME LOSER WHO WATCHES CUCK PORN AND FANTASIZES ABOUT BEING “THE BULL” IN THAT SCENARIO, BECAUSE OF THAT ANGER.
December 7, 2025 at 3:26 PM
And yes, I am very ironically saying this while being pretty angry.
BUT I’M NOT BRAIN-DAMAGED ENOUGH TO TRY AND LIVE VICARIOUSLY A CHILD-RAPING FUCKER, LIKE SOME LOSER WHO WATCHES CUCK PORN AND FANTASIZES ABOUT BEING “THE BULL” IN THAT SCENARIO, BECAUSE OF THAT ANGER.
BUT I’M NOT BRAIN-DAMAGED ENOUGH TO TRY AND LIVE VICARIOUSLY A CHILD-RAPING FUCKER, LIKE SOME LOSER WHO WATCHES CUCK PORN AND FANTASIZES ABOUT BEING “THE BULL” IN THAT SCENARIO, BECAUSE OF THAT ANGER.
MAGA don’t get the benefit of the doubt, or conceding any points, even if they had a single grain of truth to them. Not anymore, they don’t deserve it.
Their idea of fixing America break it out of spite, and they’re too chickenshit to admit it.
Fuck ‘em with fire, and piss on the ashes.
Their idea of fixing America break it out of spite, and they’re too chickenshit to admit it.
Fuck ‘em with fire, and piss on the ashes.
December 7, 2025 at 3:19 PM
MAGA don’t get the benefit of the doubt, or conceding any points, even if they had a single grain of truth to them. Not anymore, they don’t deserve it.
Their idea of fixing America break it out of spite, and they’re too chickenshit to admit it.
Fuck ‘em with fire, and piss on the ashes.
Their idea of fixing America break it out of spite, and they’re too chickenshit to admit it.
Fuck ‘em with fire, and piss on the ashes.
“I want someone else to have a bad day! AND KNOW THAT I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR IT!”
What you’re saying goes from “conceding a point” to damn near propaganda. You might as well have added, “They wanted to bring back virtuous sexual behavior” for how LITTLE that ANYTHING you said applies to Trump.
What you’re saying goes from “conceding a point” to damn near propaganda. You might as well have added, “They wanted to bring back virtuous sexual behavior” for how LITTLE that ANYTHING you said applies to Trump.
December 7, 2025 at 3:19 PM
“I want someone else to have a bad day! AND KNOW THAT I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR IT!”
What you’re saying goes from “conceding a point” to damn near propaganda. You might as well have added, “They wanted to bring back virtuous sexual behavior” for how LITTLE that ANYTHING you said applies to Trump.
What you’re saying goes from “conceding a point” to damn near propaganda. You might as well have added, “They wanted to bring back virtuous sexual behavior” for how LITTLE that ANYTHING you said applies to Trump.
Nah. Being pissed isn’t a justification for shit, especially if they’re pissed because they’re self-absorbed, spoiled brats.
“They” aren’t pissed about the economy or power-hungry politicians, and they didn’t want a “strong leader”.
To quote Patton Oswalt when he talked about people in New York —
“They” aren’t pissed about the economy or power-hungry politicians, and they didn’t want a “strong leader”.
To quote Patton Oswalt when he talked about people in New York —
December 7, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Nah. Being pissed isn’t a justification for shit, especially if they’re pissed because they’re self-absorbed, spoiled brats.
“They” aren’t pissed about the economy or power-hungry politicians, and they didn’t want a “strong leader”.
To quote Patton Oswalt when he talked about people in New York —
“They” aren’t pissed about the economy or power-hungry politicians, and they didn’t want a “strong leader”.
To quote Patton Oswalt when he talked about people in New York —
“People weren’t doing what we wanted them too!😭”
😑MAGA are worse than Nazis. Because MAGA don’t have ANY EXCUSE to justify them ACTING like nazis.
😑MAGA are worse than Nazis. Because MAGA don’t have ANY EXCUSE to justify them ACTING like nazis.
December 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
“People weren’t doing what we wanted them too!😭”
😑MAGA are worse than Nazis. Because MAGA don’t have ANY EXCUSE to justify them ACTING like nazis.
😑MAGA are worse than Nazis. Because MAGA don’t have ANY EXCUSE to justify them ACTING like nazis.
— someone to blame so they could lash out for losing 2 million people, and being so poor afterwards that a wheelbarrow full of bills was more useful as kindling than to buy shit.
Justified, no, but that’s why they swallowed Hitler’s bullshit.
What’s MAGA’s justification?
Justified, no, but that’s why they swallowed Hitler’s bullshit.
What’s MAGA’s justification?
December 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
— someone to blame so they could lash out for losing 2 million people, and being so poor afterwards that a wheelbarrow full of bills was more useful as kindling than to buy shit.
Justified, no, but that’s why they swallowed Hitler’s bullshit.
What’s MAGA’s justification?
Justified, no, but that’s why they swallowed Hitler’s bullshit.
What’s MAGA’s justification?
Had a thought about this, that could be phrased in a vary controversial way, for clickbait shiggles.
What’s the difference between Nazis and MAGA?
The Nazi’s had an excuse.
Germany got —ED over after a World War 1, creating an atmosphere of bitterness, fear, and the people wanted —
What’s the difference between Nazis and MAGA?
The Nazi’s had an excuse.
Germany got —ED over after a World War 1, creating an atmosphere of bitterness, fear, and the people wanted —
December 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Had a thought about this, that could be phrased in a vary controversial way, for clickbait shiggles.
What’s the difference between Nazis and MAGA?
The Nazi’s had an excuse.
Germany got —ED over after a World War 1, creating an atmosphere of bitterness, fear, and the people wanted —
What’s the difference between Nazis and MAGA?
The Nazi’s had an excuse.
Germany got —ED over after a World War 1, creating an atmosphere of bitterness, fear, and the people wanted —