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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · Nov 27

My very first post on Bluesky! I hope I don’t spell anything wrogn!

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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 9h

I would love for this to be at a pumpkin patch with other wood cut out Halloween folk art.

brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 9h

Your move, Henson/ Monster cereals!

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Sammy Hain @sammyhain.bsky.social · 1d

#EasterSammy Uh oh, he's awake

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Dinosaur Dracula 🦖🧛 @dinosaurdracula.bsky.social · 1d

Halloween! Nightmare King! Ghost! Ghost Pepper! Wednesday! And now the Jack-O-Lantern Whopper. I'm the only person in the world with a complete collection of Burger King's Halloween Whoppers, dating as far back as 2015. Can't believe I'm single.

Every Burger King Halloween Whopper, from 2015 to now. (Why though?)

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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t joke about serious topics

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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 1d

If this came out when I was a kid, I would 100% save this box to put action figures in.
But even better: I’m gonna save this box and put action figures in it as an adult.

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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 8d

Us three walking to get our mandatory middle of the walkway convention photo together:

a group of wrestlers are walking on a stage holding their belts .

ALT: a group of wrestlers are walking on a stage holding their belts .

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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 8d

Happy October 1st from whatever the fuck this thing is

brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 20d

Eye have an idea

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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 22d

"I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and... I like to kiss my own butt"

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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 21d

We’re getting into it tonight, folks!

brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 21d

I’ve gotta catch up on this series! Feel like it’s the modern day equivalent of stuff you would just see show up on the video store that you never heard of.

brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 24d

Great price!

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Sammy Hain @sammyhain.bsky.social · 24d

Leave It To Beaver ep "Sweatshirt Monsters" the Beav gets in trouble at school for wearing a Monster Sweatshirt. I can't express the level of righteousness anger little Sam felt at this ep. Probably contributed to me buying so many horror shirts. Let's get some repros and go freak the normies

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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 26d

Name the time and pace, brother.

brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 26d

401K? Retirement plan??
My retirement plan is that America is not going to exist pretty soon probably.

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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · Sep 9

Back in the 70’s my dad saw some wrestlers in a restaurant in NYC & none of the “good guys” would look his way. The only one who did was one of the “bad guys”: Iron Sheik.

Decades later, my dad took me to get this photo with him and tell him that story.

Sometimes the bad guys are the good guys.

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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · Aug 30

a man is sitting in a car and the word soon is on the screen

ALT: a man is sitting in a car and the word soon is on the screen

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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · Aug 26

Sad for summer to end but also excited to finally flex my designer drip
@horrormoviebbq.bsky.social

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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · Jul 23

People who miss dark brooding Superman A.) Have plenty of alternative options B.) Possibly never liked Superman to begin with

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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · Jul 23

The main takeaway in SUPERMAN (2025) is “Be nice to people and try your best”.

We are absolutely FRIED beyond recognition as a society if this takeaway is ruffling some people’s feathers politically.