Why does it look bigger without your pants on? Does that mean you sat on me with a tightly compressed butt? :0

Exactly! You’re extremely lucky to be considered comfy by the King! I know it would be a dream come true for you if you never come back from his butt cheeks! 🐲🍑

I think we should test if he’s really that bad…what’s the worse thing that could happen honestly? He’ll probably get lost between those buns for months before getting released…or not :3

That’s so based…

Closer view of the examples

I have one of them if you wanna see it :3