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Brain Shampoo
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Kevin was always such a drag anyways #news
Image: Woman admires the world burning down around her. Caption: Subtle Win? All the People You Talk Shit About Raptured in the Second Coming of Jesus Brain Shampoo
April 1, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Saving the planet one jar at a time 💚 #news #environmentalism #ecofriendly
ENVIRONMENTALISM Eco Warrior! Man Uses 14 Gallons of Drinkable Water Cleaning One Peanut Butter Jar to Recycle It Image of a guy washing a jar in the sink
January 31, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Sad :(
#news #information #alert #nature
DIVERSITY AND INCLUSION Did You Know the Average Frog Can Only Count to Three? Experts Express Concern for Drop in Literacy Rates Image shows a frog with a speech bubble that says “1, 2, 3... uh... shit. 9?”
January 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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We need more gentlemen in the power tools aisle like this guy!
#news #satire #humor
“Reciprocating Saw? This Power Tool Gets You Off After You're Done Using It” Image of a man holding a reciprocating saw with a speech bubble that says “alright buddy bend over. It’s your turn”
January 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Tesla gives cobalt mining child laborers a voice! Thanks corporate oligarchs! #elon #news #satire #DOGE
Green washing no more! Tesla shipping new cars with hand-signed card in battery from child laborer. Image shows a white Tesla with a hand holding a card in front of it. The card reads “ I hope you enjoy your new car. It was a pleasure to work on instead of going to school. -NSWADI”
January 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Sad day for our community. Can 2025 get any worse?

#news
January 24, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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#news #thoughts #question
January 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Wow. What a dick!
January 21, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Hello fellow brains, let’s get some fluids pumpin 🩷
January 21, 2025 at 10:34 PM