Braksgirl
@braksgirl.bsky.social
I'm in a records management training and on one of the slides, they used a still from The Fairly Oddparents.
January 27, 2026 at 5:05 PM
I'm in a records management training and on one of the slides, they used a still from The Fairly Oddparents.
My coworker at my new job keeps telling me that she'll be right back because she's "going to pay her water bill." It's taken me weeks to realize that she's telling me she's going to go pee.
December 19, 2025 at 1:11 AM
My coworker at my new job keeps telling me that she'll be right back because she's "going to pay her water bill." It's taken me weeks to realize that she's telling me she's going to go pee.
Today I ate a taco for lunch while wearing a white shirt and the shirt remains unblemished. Please send me all your gold stars.
October 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Today I ate a taco for lunch while wearing a white shirt and the shirt remains unblemished. Please send me all your gold stars.
A 16" calf is not extra wide. I said what I said.
October 1, 2025 at 11:51 AM
A 16" calf is not extra wide. I said what I said.
Why am I always surprised when entitled people act entitled? You'd think I'd be used to this by now but nope.
August 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Why am I always surprised when entitled people act entitled? You'd think I'd be used to this by now but nope.
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This otter would like to wish you a happy Friday and congratulate you for (almost) completing the week.
August 8, 2025 at 8:58 AM
This otter would like to wish you a happy Friday and congratulate you for (almost) completing the week.
One day closer to my dream of being a bog witch who lives alone in a cottage in the forest with several cats and sells potions to unwitting people who happen by.
August 8, 2025 at 1:02 PM
One day closer to my dream of being a bog witch who lives alone in a cottage in the forest with several cats and sells potions to unwitting people who happen by.
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There is a man in my workplace that only speaks to other men in the office, the ones he finds important. Other men tell me what a good guy he is. I have my doubts.
July 24, 2025 at 12:38 PM
There is a man in my workplace that only speaks to other men in the office, the ones he finds important. Other men tell me what a good guy he is. I have my doubts.
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Need something to do on Sunday? TOGA, the finest purveyors of fake wrestling, are offering public sign-ups! Join or watch, we offer:
Voice acted promos/cutscenes, entrance music, commentary, PPVs & much more!
Next card is tomorrow @ 8PM EST!
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Voice acted promos/cutscenes, entrance music, commentary, PPVs & much more!
Next card is tomorrow @ 8PM EST!
www.twitch.tv/togawrasslin
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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July 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Need something to do on Sunday? TOGA, the finest purveyors of fake wrestling, are offering public sign-ups! Join or watch, we offer:
Voice acted promos/cutscenes, entrance music, commentary, PPVs & much more!
Next card is tomorrow @ 8PM EST!
www.twitch.tv/togawrasslin
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Voice acted promos/cutscenes, entrance music, commentary, PPVs & much more!
Next card is tomorrow @ 8PM EST!
www.twitch.tv/togawrasslin
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
I had to fly while fat this week. Cannot recommend.
May 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I had to fly while fat this week. Cannot recommend.
I just heard a radio ad that talked about the importance of vaccinating children. Is that where we are now? Our ancestors would be appalled.
April 24, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I just heard a radio ad that talked about the importance of vaccinating children. Is that where we are now? Our ancestors would be appalled.
Mobile phones making noise in 2025 is unacceptable.
April 23, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Mobile phones making noise in 2025 is unacceptable.
Treat everyday like Mardi Gras. The vibe is so good. No one cares if you black, white, gay, straight, trans, a drag queen, we're all just having a great time together as humans. That's how it should be all the time.
March 1, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Treat everyday like Mardi Gras. The vibe is so good. No one cares if you black, white, gay, straight, trans, a drag queen, we're all just having a great time together as humans. That's how it should be all the time.
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For those of you who know about #Louisiana #TOPS, did you know that TOPS pays for tuition but NOT fees? Here's my daughter's fees vs tuition for #ULL Fall 2024.
The fees are $3120.02. The tuition is $2703.48.
The tuition is $416.54 less than the various fees. That's insane.
The fees are $3120.02. The tuition is $2703.48.
The tuition is $416.54 less than the various fees. That's insane.
February 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
For those of you who know about #Louisiana #TOPS, did you know that TOPS pays for tuition but NOT fees? Here's my daughter's fees vs tuition for #ULL Fall 2024.
The fees are $3120.02. The tuition is $2703.48.
The tuition is $416.54 less than the various fees. That's insane.
The fees are $3120.02. The tuition is $2703.48.
The tuition is $416.54 less than the various fees. That's insane.
Just putting it out there, one time I went to a job interview at a law firm and the man interviewing me told me they were hoping to hire someone "more attractive."
February 22, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Just putting it out there, one time I went to a job interview at a law firm and the man interviewing me told me they were hoping to hire someone "more attractive."
My coping mechanism these days is reading books about faeries banging while eating Little Debbie cakes.
February 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
My coping mechanism these days is reading books about faeries banging while eating Little Debbie cakes.
Nothing like going on vacation and coming back with a chest cold.
February 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Nothing like going on vacation and coming back with a chest cold.
My hair is full of secrets.
January 25, 2025 at 10:37 PM
My hair is full of secrets.
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Sorry folks, Louisiana is closed. Moose out front should've told you.
January 21, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Sorry folks, Louisiana is closed. Moose out front should've told you.
Listening to rich people talk is a trip. These pvt school moms are talking about having soup parties (everyone gets a muffin tin with samples of soup) and last minute shopping for ball gowns.
January 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Listening to rich people talk is a trip. These pvt school moms are talking about having soup parties (everyone gets a muffin tin with samples of soup) and last minute shopping for ball gowns.
Leo knows how to spend New Year's Day.
January 1, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Leo knows how to spend New Year's Day.
Aesthetically pleasing.
December 29, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Aesthetically pleasing.
Cashier just told me I look good for 78. Ma'am, I was born in 78, I am not 78. Phrasing matters.
December 11, 2024 at 12:21 AM
Cashier just told me I look good for 78. Ma'am, I was born in 78, I am not 78. Phrasing matters.
Hey food police: fuck off.
December 8, 2024 at 1:54 AM
Hey food police: fuck off.