braktheman
@braktheman.bsky.social
I once played a bunch of video games on the internet and then I made a few bad video games on the internet but most people know me for food crimes. I stream sometimes at twitch.tv/braktheman
11: Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator (2026)
My first 2026 playthrough and it's a doozy! Streamed the whole campaign and even after nearly five hours still having a blast. Funny and addictive and has you saying the craziest things out loud. If you've ever wanted to short a baby, now is the time.
My first 2026 playthrough and it's a doozy! Streamed the whole campaign and even after nearly five hours still having a blast. Funny and addictive and has you saying the craziest things out loud. If you've ever wanted to short a baby, now is the time.
January 30, 2026 at 5:48 AM
11: Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator (2026)
My first 2026 playthrough and it's a doozy! Streamed the whole campaign and even after nearly five hours still having a blast. Funny and addictive and has you saying the craziest things out loud. If you've ever wanted to short a baby, now is the time.
My first 2026 playthrough and it's a doozy! Streamed the whole campaign and even after nearly five hours still having a blast. Funny and addictive and has you saying the craziest things out loud. If you've ever wanted to short a baby, now is the time.
Even the difference between this DDR game and Konamix feels night and day different. Way easier to maintain a combo in the latter plus they began adding timing adjustments in the settings.
January 30, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Even the difference between this DDR game and Konamix feels night and day different. Way easier to maintain a combo in the latter plus they began adding timing adjustments in the settings.
Every game I've made has been absolutely terrible but the experiences of creating them have always been super rewarding creatively
January 29, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Every game I've made has been absolutely terrible but the experiences of creating them have always been super rewarding creatively
I’m somewhat of a Virtual Boy enthusiast and I still am not jumping on the train even though they’re promising a few unreleased games I haven’t played. I feel like all of these accessories are just too expensive and I do not understand why it needs to be made a requirement.
January 27, 2026 at 4:48 PM
I’m somewhat of a Virtual Boy enthusiast and I still am not jumping on the train even though they’re promising a few unreleased games I haven’t played. I feel like all of these accessories are just too expensive and I do not understand why it needs to be made a requirement.
Kind of wild that it did poorly yet still got a sequel. It’s definitely one of the hidden gems I point to when people are looking for a new N64 game.
January 27, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Kind of wild that it did poorly yet still got a sequel. It’s definitely one of the hidden gems I point to when people are looking for a new N64 game.
This is a micro one but it scratches the itch and it’s free bslinger.itch.io/lan-party-97
LAN Party '97 by Ben Slinger, Sicasera
Investigate the aftermath of a dramatic LAN party to figure out who broke the rules.
bslinger.itch.io
January 26, 2026 at 11:46 PM
This is a micro one but it scratches the itch and it’s free bslinger.itch.io/lan-party-97
10: Dance Dance Revolution (1998)
In order to not just overrun this thread, I am combining my current kick of playing all the classic DDR games from my teenage years with RetroAchievements enabled. What I've quickly learned is the timing window on OG games like DDR USA and Disney Mix are brutal.
In order to not just overrun this thread, I am combining my current kick of playing all the classic DDR games from my teenage years with RetroAchievements enabled. What I've quickly learned is the timing window on OG games like DDR USA and Disney Mix are brutal.
January 26, 2026 at 8:38 PM
10: Dance Dance Revolution (1998)
In order to not just overrun this thread, I am combining my current kick of playing all the classic DDR games from my teenage years with RetroAchievements enabled. What I've quickly learned is the timing window on OG games like DDR USA and Disney Mix are brutal.
In order to not just overrun this thread, I am combining my current kick of playing all the classic DDR games from my teenage years with RetroAchievements enabled. What I've quickly learned is the timing window on OG games like DDR USA and Disney Mix are brutal.
9: Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island (1995)
Every popular Nintendo series has that one really unique title where they just throw out the playbook and try something different. Not everything in this game hits, but what a masterclass in art design and continues the trend of great Mario soundtracks.
Every popular Nintendo series has that one really unique title where they just throw out the playbook and try something different. Not everything in this game hits, but what a masterclass in art design and continues the trend of great Mario soundtracks.
January 26, 2026 at 8:31 PM
9: Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island (1995)
Every popular Nintendo series has that one really unique title where they just throw out the playbook and try something different. Not everything in this game hits, but what a masterclass in art design and continues the trend of great Mario soundtracks.
Every popular Nintendo series has that one really unique title where they just throw out the playbook and try something different. Not everything in this game hits, but what a masterclass in art design and continues the trend of great Mario soundtracks.
If anyone is considering the $6 version to just get RCT 1+2, they’re 75% off on Steam right now so cheaper over there.
January 23, 2026 at 7:15 PM
If anyone is considering the $6 version to just get RCT 1+2, they’re 75% off on Steam right now so cheaper over there.
Me cozily staving off the night inside my hollowed out tauntaun chewing on a $1.19 double chocolate muffin
January 23, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Me cozily staving off the night inside my hollowed out tauntaun chewing on a $1.19 double chocolate muffin
You gotta watch a video of gameplay the vocals are so bad quality to begin with since it’s a GBA game but they just kind of modulate the voice whenever you hit a note wrong it’s crazy.
January 21, 2026 at 9:20 PM
You gotta watch a video of gameplay the vocals are so bad quality to begin with since it’s a GBA game but they just kind of modulate the voice whenever you hit a note wrong it’s crazy.
8: American Idol (2003)
Look, I've been on a RetroAchievements kick lately and we don't have to talk about this...
This game remains one of the funniest games imaginable listening to the vocals distort whenever you hit a wrong note. An absolute classic.
Look, I've been on a RetroAchievements kick lately and we don't have to talk about this...
This game remains one of the funniest games imaginable listening to the vocals distort whenever you hit a wrong note. An absolute classic.
January 21, 2026 at 9:08 PM
8: American Idol (2003)
Look, I've been on a RetroAchievements kick lately and we don't have to talk about this...
This game remains one of the funniest games imaginable listening to the vocals distort whenever you hit a wrong note. An absolute classic.
Look, I've been on a RetroAchievements kick lately and we don't have to talk about this...
This game remains one of the funniest games imaginable listening to the vocals distort whenever you hit a wrong note. An absolute classic.
7: Super Mario World (1990)
I am not sure if this was my first time playing this game all exits, but it was definitely only my second time finishing the game. This is one of those legendary platformers where some of the secret exits have me believe they were built for the hotline/Nintendo Power
I am not sure if this was my first time playing this game all exits, but it was definitely only my second time finishing the game. This is one of those legendary platformers where some of the secret exits have me believe they were built for the hotline/Nintendo Power
January 21, 2026 at 9:08 PM
7: Super Mario World (1990)
I am not sure if this was my first time playing this game all exits, but it was definitely only my second time finishing the game. This is one of those legendary platformers where some of the secret exits have me believe they were built for the hotline/Nintendo Power
I am not sure if this was my first time playing this game all exits, but it was definitely only my second time finishing the game. This is one of those legendary platformers where some of the secret exits have me believe they were built for the hotline/Nintendo Power
Wow might as well never switch off the rumble in some of those levels
January 18, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Wow might as well never switch off the rumble in some of those levels
Also My Summer Car sold over 2 million copies come on man hire some artists
January 18, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Also My Summer Car sold over 2 million copies come on man hire some artists
It stinks cause it’s not even stuff that adds value it’s just unnecessary
January 18, 2026 at 2:30 PM
It stinks cause it’s not even stuff that adds value it’s just unnecessary
Do you think this is what it would be like taking a nap on the grabby couch?
January 17, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Do you think this is what it would be like taking a nap on the grabby couch?