Brakula
@brakula.bsky.social
I never fall. Except that one time.
The 9/11 firefighters crushed by collapsing towers had what I always considered an extraordinary death. Welp turns out that’s run of the mill if you live in Gaza. It’s their heart disease.
December 6, 2023 at 12:32 AM
The 9/11 firefighters crushed by collapsing towers had what I always considered an extraordinary death. Welp turns out that’s run of the mill if you live in Gaza. It’s their heart disease.
“It's important to remember that opened milk, regardless of the type, should never be left in temperatures above 40° F for more than two hours.” My wife will never see this. I did not throw the milk out. I hid it behind soy milk.
November 19, 2023 at 3:09 PM
“It's important to remember that opened milk, regardless of the type, should never be left in temperatures above 40° F for more than two hours.” My wife will never see this. I did not throw the milk out. I hid it behind soy milk.
Squeezing a desperate fifth brush out this nano-toothpaste (with air conditioner for scale)
November 15, 2023 at 1:31 PM
Squeezing a desperate fifth brush out this nano-toothpaste (with air conditioner for scale)
Hate Michael barbaro’s voice so much, does NYT not have someone less annoying for podcasts
November 8, 2023 at 6:22 PM
Hate Michael barbaro’s voice so much, does NYT not have someone less annoying for podcasts
God grant me the precision of an IDF sniper staring at the head of someone in a PRESS jacket
October 15, 2023 at 2:09 PM
God grant me the precision of an IDF sniper staring at the head of someone in a PRESS jacket
Crazy what’s going on over in Denver International today. Wishing everyone peace 🙏
October 8, 2023 at 12:33 AM
Crazy what’s going on over in Denver International today. Wishing everyone peace 🙏
Thank god NYT got someone else to do ad reads for The Daily
October 7, 2023 at 2:57 PM
Thank god NYT got someone else to do ad reads for The Daily
Everyone knows exactly where they were when this happened
September 24, 2023 at 8:15 PM
Everyone knows exactly where they were when this happened
Running Man with some good tv ideas
September 23, 2023 at 2:44 AM
Running Man with some good tv ideas
Coco with the championship!!
September 9, 2023 at 10:44 PM
Coco with the championship!!
My cat gets so much shit in her fur when she runs through the woods she thinks she’s playing Katamari Damacy
September 4, 2023 at 5:25 PM
My cat gets so much shit in her fur when she runs through the woods she thinks she’s playing Katamari Damacy
Having a great day of travel
August 27, 2023 at 12:04 AM
Having a great day of travel
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reskeet with a meme that lets us all get to know you a little bit better
August 17, 2023 at 12:01 AM
reskeet with a meme that lets us all get to know you a little bit better
The England team has a player names Beth England how did I not know this
August 17, 2023 at 1:31 AM
The England team has a player names Beth England how did I not know this
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cop: is this your chocolate factory?
willy wonka: why do you ask?
cop: we've received reports of maimed children and slave labor
wonka: that 8 year old owns it now
willy wonka: why do you ask?
cop: we've received reports of maimed children and slave labor
wonka: that 8 year old owns it now
August 16, 2023 at 3:19 PM
cop: is this your chocolate factory?
willy wonka: why do you ask?
cop: we've received reports of maimed children and slave labor
wonka: that 8 year old owns it now
willy wonka: why do you ask?
cop: we've received reports of maimed children and slave labor
wonka: that 8 year old owns it now
You know the game’s just about decided when the camera cuts to crying fans
August 16, 2023 at 11:44 AM
You know the game’s just about decided when the camera cuts to crying fans
We are denied Rolfo vs Russo in the WWC final 😔 but will have Russo vs Raso tomorrow 🙌
August 15, 2023 at 11:58 AM
We are denied Rolfo vs Russo in the WWC final 😔 but will have Russo vs Raso tomorrow 🙌
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Self reminder to have AI make a chick tract about Marjorie Taylor Greene being an agent of the devil meant to spread evil through magic the gathering
August 12, 2023 at 11:10 PM
Self reminder to have AI make a chick tract about Marjorie Taylor Greene being an agent of the devil meant to spread evil through magic the gathering
Bold non penalty, love it, let em play
August 11, 2023 at 2:24 AM
Bold non penalty, love it, let em play
Learn there’s a rabies surge where I live right after my cat returns to the house covered in diarrhea
August 9, 2023 at 12:59 AM
Learn there’s a rabies surge where I live right after my cat returns to the house covered in diarrhea
Narrating a chick tract to my wife where the devil is a ball-busting Russian cigarette smuggler
August 5, 2023 at 12:45 AM
Narrating a chick tract to my wife where the devil is a ball-busting Russian cigarette smuggler
Nothing like finishing up the week and immediately sitting in traffic for three hours in the rain
August 4, 2023 at 10:23 PM
Nothing like finishing up the week and immediately sitting in traffic for three hours in the rain
I’m sick of getting judged by cars for sprinting across the road with no warning
August 3, 2023 at 10:36 PM
I’m sick of getting judged by cars for sprinting across the road with no warning