I’m eternally grateful that I finished my degree in time to not have to deal with this; my writing style will definitely flag as AI-generated, and I refuse to sacrifice my em-dashes.

I am indeed Not An Author, but thanks all the same!

This message brought to you by a typically friendly archivist-in-library who had three patrons waiting for me to arrive at work. I was early, and two of them absolutely did not need me specifically; the third had emailed, but b/c of the first two I couldn’t check and tell her it was fine to come by.

This really makes me wish I’d been able to take your class while I was there!

How do you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasel-y recognizable; the other is stoat-ily different!