Bramble 🐿️
@bramblesqrl.bsky.social
Lvl 36 - 5’6” 536lb gainer, goal weight is just FATTER
They/Them, 🏳️🌈 Demi, down for belly rubs
Intrusive thoughts and ADHD | Married to a green tiger named Thorn
You can buy me snacks here:
https://ko-fi.com/bramblesqrl
An encourager friend gave me one of his shirts to try on. Thanks to @catrubs.co for making me this 900 pound club shirt on special order. I’m really glad I went with the 9XL
January 21, 2026 at 10:43 PM
An encourager friend gave me one of his shirts to try on. Thanks to @catrubs.co for making me this 900 pound club shirt on special order. I’m really glad I went with the 9XL
Thank you @eltoro20stair.bsky.social for drawing me at my very best hahaha
January 21, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Thank you @eltoro20stair.bsky.social for drawing me at my very best hahaha
One of the first things I saw when I opened my phone this morning. Yes I am still in bed.
January 20, 2026 at 1:46 PM
One of the first things I saw when I opened my phone this morning. Yes I am still in bed.
I don’t know about dominant. But I know what I want (food, belly rubs, and cuddles, in that order.) and I’m not afraid to ask/demand/beg for them.
January 19, 2026 at 9:41 PM
I don’t know about dominant. But I know what I want (food, belly rubs, and cuddles, in that order.) and I’m not afraid to ask/demand/beg for them.
Found a new rodent to crush on
January 19, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Found a new rodent to crush on
Turns out I actually am that big
January 19, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Turns out I actually am that big
I decided to go ahead and get rid of the little bit of facial fluff I was holding onto. I’d rather show off how soft I am as I become more and more of a comfy pile of fat.
January 17, 2026 at 10:37 PM
I decided to go ahead and get rid of the little bit of facial fluff I was holding onto. I’d rather show off how soft I am as I become more and more of a comfy pile of fat.
Okay I’m legitimately mad that this scale isn’t wide enough for me to stand on and only goes up to 600 pounds. I NEED the whale scale
January 16, 2026 at 6:01 AM
Okay I’m legitimately mad that this scale isn’t wide enough for me to stand on and only goes up to 600 pounds. I NEED the whale scale
It’s Tuesday and I’m fatter than ever. So glad to be done with work for the day
January 13, 2026 at 10:55 PM
It’s Tuesday and I’m fatter than ever. So glad to be done with work for the day
What do you mean? This branch will totally hold me!!
January 12, 2026 at 4:05 PM
What do you mean? This branch will totally hold me!!
I didn’t forget it’s Tuesday!
January 6, 2026 at 10:40 PM
I didn’t forget it’s Tuesday!
See it’s perfectly normal that I weigh 16x more than the next fattest squirrel you can think of. You’re thinking of tree squirrels. I’m a ground squirrel. We’re just big boned. What do you mean you thought I used to be a tree squirrel until very recently? That’s nuts!
January 2, 2026 at 2:07 AM
See it’s perfectly normal that I weigh 16x more than the next fattest squirrel you can think of. You’re thinking of tree squirrels. I’m a ground squirrel. We’re just big boned. What do you mean you thought I used to be a tree squirrel until very recently? That’s nuts!
Jan 2025, 470 pounds to Jan 2026, 536 pounds. 66 pounds gained in one year.
January 1, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Jan 2025, 470 pounds to Jan 2026, 536 pounds. 66 pounds gained in one year.
This is a super cute idea for a giveaway!
December 31, 2025 at 12:21 AM
This is a super cute idea for a giveaway!
Really looking forward to outgrowing this 9XL shirt next year
December 30, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Really looking forward to outgrowing this 9XL shirt next year
The final tummy Tuesday of this year is upon us and it shall not go unobserved!!
December 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
The final tummy Tuesday of this year is upon us and it shall not go unobserved!!
I accidentally trimmed my beard with the wrong guard on and by the time I noticed it was too late to save it lol. I kind of like this super short perma stubble look though. It shows off all the double chin and face roundness while still doing whatever it is a beard does.
I may keep it this way
I may keep it this way
December 8, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I accidentally trimmed my beard with the wrong guard on and by the time I noticed it was too late to save it lol. I kind of like this super short perma stubble look though. It shows off all the double chin and face roundness while still doing whatever it is a beard does.
I may keep it this way
I may keep it this way
Went out to AYCE hot pot for my birthday. I got so stuffed that my husband had to pull the car around to pick me up in front of the restaurant after. Which shouldn’t be surprising because my thighs are already so caked in lard that the 1 block waddle to the restaurant was a serious challenge for me.
December 7, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Went out to AYCE hot pot for my birthday. I got so stuffed that my husband had to pull the car around to pick me up in front of the restaurant after. Which shouldn’t be surprising because my thighs are already so caked in lard that the 1 block waddle to the restaurant was a serious challenge for me.
Did you know I’m really soft?
December 5, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Did you know I’m really soft?
I might have overdone it this thanksgiving… I gained 16 pounds this month. 524 ➡️540
November 30, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I might have overdone it this thanksgiving… I gained 16 pounds this month. 524 ➡️540
I don’t know if any other 500+ pounders get these ads for bikes made for massive fatties. I’m barely able to struggle up a couple of steps at 530 pounds. Who is riding a bike at 560 hahaha?? If you are I want to see this superhuman feat in action.
November 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I don’t know if any other 500+ pounders get these ads for bikes made for massive fatties. I’m barely able to struggle up a couple of steps at 530 pounds. Who is riding a bike at 560 hahaha?? If you are I want to see this superhuman feat in action.
Weighed in at 532 this tummy Tuesday! Hopefully thanksgiving can push me up to 535 by the end of the month!
November 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Weighed in at 532 this tummy Tuesday! Hopefully thanksgiving can push me up to 535 by the end of the month!
I really hope this doesn’t mean I’ve used up all my remaining luck for 2025
November 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I really hope this doesn’t mean I’ve used up all my remaining luck for 2025
Yeah I’m pretty willing to be open and free with stuff as long as everyone’s respected and happy.
Bonus points if you noticed the “guide to hooking women on your penis heroin” 🤣🤣🤣
Bonus points if you noticed the “guide to hooking women on your penis heroin” 🤣🤣🤣
November 21, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Yeah I’m pretty willing to be open and free with stuff as long as everyone’s respected and happy.
Bonus points if you noticed the “guide to hooking women on your penis heroin” 🤣🤣🤣
Bonus points if you noticed the “guide to hooking women on your penis heroin” 🤣🤣🤣