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Something I say whenever my little tree-shark emerges from underneath to attack my ankles. (Kaya loves hiding under the tree. She'd camouflage as a present if she could.)
December 13, 2025 at 3:53 PM
That is an exceedingly clever invention.
December 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
[helpless giggling]
December 13, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Yep, yesterday had four wet, slushy inches that froze solid over the course of the day, and now my driveway has about one inch of rough ice on it. This weather system sucks. And you guys aren't very winter-hardened, either.
December 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Ah, yes, the people who try to outsource competence.
December 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Had an actual uni prof try to do this to me by demanding I cold interpret an Emily Dickinson poem we hadn't been assigned, just because I disagreed about the one we had been. I think the "bitch, please" in my expression could have been read from Mars. "Educators" giving us all a bad name.
December 10, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Definitely a whiffle-batting offense.
December 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
O_O Totes down to testify.
December 9, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Uuuugh.
December 8, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Oh dear. That will make mornings extra fun.
December 8, 2025 at 2:32 PM
[high five] There's only one way to go out...
December 7, 2025 at 11:12 PM
<3<3<3
December 7, 2025 at 12:47 AM
This year will be lace-or-textiles, and while I considered getting a lace shawl from a kick-ass knitter in Uzbekistan, in the end the call of silk and velvet is more than I can resist. It's going to be another JJ Collection scarf, for this year!

Gotta say, this is a good mental health practice.
December 7, 2025 at 12:39 AM
This started kind of by accident, when I noticed that I'd gotten myself a bunch of new sheets, for my new, smaller bed for my second year on my own, and... just decided to keep going. Got a quality chopping knife for steel, a beautiful scarf for silk, etc.
December 7, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Ribs are the worst. Such dramatic little assholes.
December 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Okay, that's impressive.
December 5, 2025 at 1:27 AM
[dotes] That's so very Ista.
December 5, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Have to admit, I did like floor hockey. If only because I got a weapon.
December 5, 2025 at 1:26 AM
So unimpressed! <3
December 4, 2025 at 8:46 PM