Wow, I really forgot I have a whole ass bluesky account. Social media cannot ensnare my attention span for I do not socialize and do not have an attention span

He can't really judge me though, since he managed to fling his water bowl onto himself at 2 am the other night. Lil dumb dumb baby man.

My son is now judging me for being stoned and nearly tripping because I had a shark blanket around my ankles

I have been given an accesscode, and it is now my duty to make that everyone else's problem. In the mean time, have a picture of my son. His name is Alistair.