@brandeaux.bsky.social
Gay 🏳️🌈, married 👨🏼🤝👨🏻, twin dad, SATX, and the whitest mexican you’ve ever met, and biggest anti-theist in existence
Aspiring to flee the us ✌️
I love horror, crochet, and woodworking
Aspiring to flee the us ✌️
I love horror, crochet, and woodworking
One of my biggest pet peeves is when someone clearly lives in a metropolitan area and when someone asks “where are you from” you say the tiny technicality town you lived in instead of the major city you are five minutes away from.
“I’m from Somerville” bitch just say fucking Boston.
“I’m from Somerville” bitch just say fucking Boston.
December 27, 2025 at 7:32 AM
One of my biggest pet peeves is when someone clearly lives in a metropolitan area and when someone asks “where are you from” you say the tiny technicality town you lived in instead of the major city you are five minutes away from.
“I’m from Somerville” bitch just say fucking Boston.
“I’m from Somerville” bitch just say fucking Boston.
Why are white people obsessed with Arroz con Pollo like wtf is happening. Like yea the seasoned chicken is good but there’s like so much better Mexican food to be obsessed with.
December 23, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Why are white people obsessed with Arroz con Pollo like wtf is happening. Like yea the seasoned chicken is good but there’s like so much better Mexican food to be obsessed with.
There’s really a product for everything these days
December 19, 2025 at 2:38 AM
There’s really a product for everything these days
Couple days ago I ran into one of my best friends from college. She lives in Europe so it was completely by chance.
We ended up getting brunch and it was so nice. We just fell out of touch and meeting up it was like no time had passed.
Her and her sister ended up meeting our sons too afterwards
We ended up getting brunch and it was so nice. We just fell out of touch and meeting up it was like no time had passed.
Her and her sister ended up meeting our sons too afterwards
December 15, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Couple days ago I ran into one of my best friends from college. She lives in Europe so it was completely by chance.
We ended up getting brunch and it was so nice. We just fell out of touch and meeting up it was like no time had passed.
Her and her sister ended up meeting our sons too afterwards
We ended up getting brunch and it was so nice. We just fell out of touch and meeting up it was like no time had passed.
Her and her sister ended up meeting our sons too afterwards
I will never understand people who openly criticize evils of colonialism, and the subjugation of entire peoples like in the Americas, the forced adoption of European culture, while openly repping Catholic clothing and jewelry.
You are so close to getting it, its embarrassing
You are so close to getting it, its embarrassing
December 6, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I will never understand people who openly criticize evils of colonialism, and the subjugation of entire peoples like in the Americas, the forced adoption of European culture, while openly repping Catholic clothing and jewelry.
You are so close to getting it, its embarrassing
You are so close to getting it, its embarrassing
My coworker just moved and described mounting a tv as “Getting intimate with the house, getting close to it, finding all the spots to hit…”
I’m about to call house protective services
I’m about to call house protective services
November 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM
My coworker just moved and described mounting a tv as “Getting intimate with the house, getting close to it, finding all the spots to hit…”
I’m about to call house protective services
I’m about to call house protective services
The whole “queerness is an opposition family values” take by queer scholars is so fucking tired and reductive. Why do you assume that queerness is a one size fits all experience.
It also leans in to the idea that queer people can’t be family oriented. Why can’t a kid be raised by effeminate men.
It also leans in to the idea that queer people can’t be family oriented. Why can’t a kid be raised by effeminate men.
November 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM
The whole “queerness is an opposition family values” take by queer scholars is so fucking tired and reductive. Why do you assume that queerness is a one size fits all experience.
It also leans in to the idea that queer people can’t be family oriented. Why can’t a kid be raised by effeminate men.
It also leans in to the idea that queer people can’t be family oriented. Why can’t a kid be raised by effeminate men.
I really find it cringe when ppl online have this whole persona that is just so obviously fake or constructed. Like I get hamming it up or like making a character.
Like no your real self isn’t laughing hysterically over a mediocre joke every two seconds or doing the anime crooked mouth constantly
Like no your real self isn’t laughing hysterically over a mediocre joke every two seconds or doing the anime crooked mouth constantly
November 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I really find it cringe when ppl online have this whole persona that is just so obviously fake or constructed. Like I get hamming it up or like making a character.
Like no your real self isn’t laughing hysterically over a mediocre joke every two seconds or doing the anime crooked mouth constantly
Like no your real self isn’t laughing hysterically over a mediocre joke every two seconds or doing the anime crooked mouth constantly
I’m absolutely obsessed with Nikalie on TikTok calling a bunch of churches and seeing if they would provide a starving baby with formula.
(Spoiler almost all the Xtian churches flat out tell her no)
And all the xtians are so shocked lol
(Spoiler almost all the Xtian churches flat out tell her no)
And all the xtians are so shocked lol
November 8, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I’m absolutely obsessed with Nikalie on TikTok calling a bunch of churches and seeing if they would provide a starving baby with formula.
(Spoiler almost all the Xtian churches flat out tell her no)
And all the xtians are so shocked lol
(Spoiler almost all the Xtian churches flat out tell her no)
And all the xtians are so shocked lol
Saw someone theorizing about Mexican Indian Fusion and tbh a Chicken Vindaloo Tamal would fucking hit.
November 6, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Saw someone theorizing about Mexican Indian Fusion and tbh a Chicken Vindaloo Tamal would fucking hit.
Why the hell don’t they sell suavitel scent beads. It’s latinophobic
October 21, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Why the hell don’t they sell suavitel scent beads. It’s latinophobic
I have teenage dirtbag stuck in my head but I don’t know the song well enough and it’s literally just the two seconds of the song I know on repeat.
“I’m just a teenage dirtbag baby,
Yeah, I’m just a teenage dirtbag baby,
Yeah, I’m just a teenage dirtbag baby,
Yeah, I’m just a teenage dirtbag…”
“I’m just a teenage dirtbag baby,
Yeah, I’m just a teenage dirtbag baby,
Yeah, I’m just a teenage dirtbag baby,
Yeah, I’m just a teenage dirtbag…”
September 22, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I have teenage dirtbag stuck in my head but I don’t know the song well enough and it’s literally just the two seconds of the song I know on repeat.
“I’m just a teenage dirtbag baby,
Yeah, I’m just a teenage dirtbag baby,
Yeah, I’m just a teenage dirtbag baby,
Yeah, I’m just a teenage dirtbag…”
“I’m just a teenage dirtbag baby,
Yeah, I’m just a teenage dirtbag baby,
Yeah, I’m just a teenage dirtbag baby,
Yeah, I’m just a teenage dirtbag…”
Do you think, like Oppenheimer, the inventor for the blue LED regrets the horror they released upon the world.
September 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Do you think, like Oppenheimer, the inventor for the blue LED regrets the horror they released upon the world.
If Jesus isn’t the bad guy in the carpenters son I have no interest in seeing it.
September 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
If Jesus isn’t the bad guy in the carpenters son I have no interest in seeing it.
My husband apparently has beef with Pinpon el muñeco de carton
September 15, 2025 at 5:40 PM
My husband apparently has beef with Pinpon el muñeco de carton
My coworker and his wife are stressing over the color of graige they’re gonna paint the wall…
September 10, 2025 at 3:33 PM
My coworker and his wife are stressing over the color of graige they’re gonna paint the wall…
My son isn’t scared of any of my horror decorations that I have. He gives kisses to Samara outside and waves hi to ghostface.
But the dancing ant from Miss Rachel… that fills him with primordial fear.
But the dancing ant from Miss Rachel… that fills him with primordial fear.
September 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
My son isn’t scared of any of my horror decorations that I have. He gives kisses to Samara outside and waves hi to ghostface.
But the dancing ant from Miss Rachel… that fills him with primordial fear.
But the dancing ant from Miss Rachel… that fills him with primordial fear.
Also a pair of men’s caballero boots with the bottoms all red like fucking Louboutins would be sexy as hell
August 31, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Also a pair of men’s caballero boots with the bottoms all red like fucking Louboutins would be sexy as hell
You will never know the level of disappointment I had when I found out Las Pistolas de Oro can’t fucking sing. Like what’s the fucking point.
August 31, 2025 at 3:48 AM
You will never know the level of disappointment I had when I found out Las Pistolas de Oro can’t fucking sing. Like what’s the fucking point.
My family came through for my birthday and now I have an army of lafufu
August 25, 2025 at 2:34 PM
My family came through for my birthday and now I have an army of lafufu
The mucha lucha intro will always be a banger
August 22, 2025 at 5:19 AM
The mucha lucha intro will always be a banger
I joined TikTok hella late but it just figured out I spoke Spanish so now the content is getting lit
August 22, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I joined TikTok hella late but it just figured out I spoke Spanish so now the content is getting lit
I’m barely getting around to watching S2 of Drag race España pero justicia por juriji she was robbed.
August 19, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I’m barely getting around to watching S2 of Drag race España pero justicia por juriji she was robbed.
I fully believe boss baby is a far right sci op and I will not elaborate further
August 19, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I fully believe boss baby is a far right sci op and I will not elaborate further
On a fun note, with all the Kim Davis stuff and the threat to marriage being front page news, it seems like my mom has actually noticed that yes the country is as bad as I’ve been saying.
She sent me a text worried about it and I was like, yeah we got our legal docs in a row three years ago.
She sent me a text worried about it and I was like, yeah we got our legal docs in a row three years ago.
a cartoon character with a bandage on his arm looks through a telescope ..
ALT: a cartoon character with a bandage on his arm looks through a telescope ..
media.tenor.com
August 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
On a fun note, with all the Kim Davis stuff and the threat to marriage being front page news, it seems like my mom has actually noticed that yes the country is as bad as I’ve been saying.
She sent me a text worried about it and I was like, yeah we got our legal docs in a row three years ago.
She sent me a text worried about it and I was like, yeah we got our legal docs in a row three years ago.