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Brandi Rene ❤️‍🔥

@brandi-rene.swifties.social

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31 || alaskan|| childless dog lady 🐶 || swiftie 🫶🏻|| elder emo 🖤 || vinyl collector 🎵|| horror hound 👻|| go birds 💚🦅

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Brandi Rene ❤️‍🔥 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · Nov 7

Just so people know what I’m all about, here are the high points. Lifelong Democrat trapped in a red state. Swiftie since Speak Now. Currently in my evermore era. My boxer Thor is the center of my universe. I will scream about my Eagles on game days. I’m so excited to be here with my people 🫶🏻

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Brandi Rene ❤️‍🔥 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 1h

Right!? My boss doesn’t want me to start a trend of everyone ordering stuff here and turning the place into a post office. Which I guess is fair tho.

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Brandi Rene ❤️‍🔥 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 1h

Getting a package delivered to the office was my third strike but in my defense it’s speakers and I couldn’t have those sitting outside all day when it’s been rainy 😅

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Brandi Rene ❤️‍🔥 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 2h

They burned the coffee again so hiding the coffee pot might be my grande finale.

Brandi Rene ❤️‍🔥 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 2h

Things I have been put in timeout for so far today
- telling a customer the frosting has slipped his cupcake
- crawling my desk to figure out if I can change a flickering lightbulb (that I’ve been complaining about for two days) by myself

Think I can go for a hat trick?

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Brandi Rene ❤️‍🔥 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 4h

I’m not saying it was the swifties that bought out all of my preferred cd display frames. I’m just saying it’s suspicious 👀

Brandi Rene ❤️‍🔥 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 4h

I just hope he’s ready to run for his life every snap 😬

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Brandi Rene ❤️‍🔥 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 4h

He is in danger 😅

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Brandi Rene ❤️‍🔥 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 4h

If you see this, QTP with a horror movie that shares the same first letter as your name. 👻

Brandi Rene ❤️‍🔥 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 5h

Putting Flacco behind Cincy’s OL feels like elder abuse.

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Brandi Rene ❤️‍🔥 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 5h

That’s probably the most likely!

Brandi Rene ❤️‍🔥 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 5h

I need it to finally be merch 😭

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Brandi Rene ❤️‍🔥 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 5h

3/6 SITES PENDING!!!!!

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Brandi Rene ❤️‍🔥 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 5h

Okay now that I am absolutely flabbergasted people don’t know the difference between 😱

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Brandi Rene ❤️‍🔥 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 5h

I think 50% of my job is explaining we don’t sell cement but it is an ingredient in the concrete that I can sell.

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Brandi Rene ❤️‍🔥 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 7h

A real life horror movie!

Brandi Rene ❤️‍🔥 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 7h

I have made the terrible mistake of wearing jeans that are slightly too big over undies that are apparently very slippy. So now my pants are just sliding right off of my ass every time I move and I’m going to spend all day fighting for my life 😀

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ashley ⸆⸉ @iluveduinsecret.swifties.social · 8h

updated google drive link dropped!!!
recipe below (as they say i guess)

TLOAS | ACOUSTIC VERSIONS - Google Drive

drive.google.com

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Brandi Rene ❤️‍🔥 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 8h

That tracks. I am horrifically uncoordinated and very likely to fall down. An easy target 🥲

A black background with red splatter design over it. White text reads first to die.

Brandi Rene ❤️‍🔥 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 8h

It’s bonkers that we haven’t had merch yet tbh.

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Brandi Rene ❤️‍🔥 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 8h

I simply have to fist fight Apple for making it so damn hard for third parties to use their data.

Brandi Rene ❤️‍🔥 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 8h

lol the stats tracking app has only been tracking my streams for Elizabeth Taylor, Opalite, and Father Figure since FRIDAY 🤦🏻‍♀️ I’ve been listening to the album almost exclusively in track order. What do you have against this album!?

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Brandi Rene ❤️‍🔥 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 17h

This is IT. This is THE Honey edit. My babies. My Shaylas 😍🥹😭

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Brandi Rene ❤️‍🔥 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 18h

I have spent my entire evening looking at lamp shades. There is no one who knows how to have fun like I have fun 😆

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Ally 🤠🤎 @cowboylikeally.swifties.social · 21h

Close enough, welcome back evermore

Taylor is wearing a long sleeve black long sleeve shirt and a plaid skirt that is black and brown. She is wearing tan knee high boots

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Brandi Rene ❤️‍🔥 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 21h

Me every time I hear “every youngest child felt they were raised up in the wild but now you're home”

A little white animated duck with sad eyes is pointing at its own chest.

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