“The days of rule by unelected bureaucrats are over.”

He says, as Elon sits right there. #trump

“Our country will be woke no longer.”

Trump admitting he’s asleep at the wheel.

The sergeant at arms “restoring order” looks a lot like Saddam purging his political enemies.

I wish I could be as confident as Melania Trump starting a standing ovation for herself.

Everyone chanting “USA” has definitely never left their hometown. #trump #trumpspeech

Cannot wait to hear President Krasnov speak tonight! My Russian Duolingo just ain’t cutting it.