Blargen
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Blargen
@brandon-rey.bsky.social
I, Shit.
Me: Watch a video that mentions Pluribus for 5 minutes
YouTube: OH YOU LIKE PLURIBUS SPOILERS???
January 6, 2026 at 11:01 PM
I'm early in my first playthrough of Baldur's Gate 3 and I made sure to have Wyll with me when I meet Karlach for the first time and he doesn't have a single thing to say about it or even show his face. I immediately go to camp and despite them being within each other's view everything is chill.
a man in a suit and tie stands in a room
ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands in a room
media.tenor.com
January 6, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Gather round, young children and witness as the half dead man-thing slowly drowns on its own blood as his head is slowly removed from his body.
January 5, 2026 at 8:25 PM
A few observations about the Bambu Handy app:

That name is fucking crazy
The search algorithm is fucking crazy
People are putting some fucking crazy models on there
Like honestly who the fuck even
January 5, 2026 at 1:10 PM
January 5, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Yeah so apparently, according to my power company if a power line is damaged and sparking against a tree it's not an actual emergency until it's a full blown fire or power outage. This means that they'll get to it when uuuuh, they get to it. Maybe.
December 30, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I hate using Amazon enough already, but there's something so depressing about scrolling through and seeing their ads for their medical services.
December 29, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Fuck Christmas. You know what just fuck December in general. Holy shit.
December 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Reposted by Blargen
BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
www.muellershewrote.com
December 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I finished Peacemaker season 2. It was fine, but I'm annoyed that I was tricked into watching an entire season dedicated to establishing the lore around a fucking closet door.
December 19, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I am a grown man and I just had to say to my wife with all sincerity "did you handle the elf"
December 19, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Mosasaurus is so hot right now.
December 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Is there a fucking mobile browser or setting that will only show pages when ALL elements are loaded? I'm tired of opening a page and having shit bounce around and shift as different parts load in. Also, fuck your banner ad for your app that slowly shifts the whole page down.
December 16, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Real talk, I think it's real goddamn weird that any time dubstep is mentioned my brain immediately starts playing the song the dubstep gun plays in Saint's Row 4.
December 12, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Listen, artists absolutely deserve to be paid for their time and talent but how the fuck do you justify selling an stl file for a 3D printer for $30+ when you can probably find a printed version of the model for half the price? I don't care how good those anime tiddies are.
December 10, 2025 at 12:45 PM
What's it like to live in your own skin
December 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
It's not often that I watch a movie so fucking bad that it drains my energy so thoroughly and makes me want to go to bed early on a Friday night. Tonight, that movie was Playdate.
December 6, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Suck it normies.
December 6, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I got my first "world's best dad" gift that was actually chosen by my kid and not gonna lie, I almost started bawling.
December 4, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Holy shit do I hate the Bluetooth on Pixel phones. The amount of hoops I need to jump through in order to fix the constant audio/video desync problems is infuriating.
December 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I'm not sure how many times there need to be press conferences with governors and senators and mayors advising their constituents to stay strong and stay safe in the face of an impending attack by the president of the United States before something actually gets done about the root cause.
December 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM
When Stranger Things first started I was 10 years old. I turned 40 this year.
December 3, 2025 at 6:10 PM
A metallic red cybertruck with oversized tires and LIT in bold golden lettering on the back. Yeah, sure bro. Lit af. No cap.
December 2, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Me when my feverish and delirious 5 year old says that out of everyone in his family that he loves, he loves me the most.
a man wearing glasses and a polo shirt is standing in a bowling alley
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a polo shirt is standing in a bowling alley
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 12:28 AM
This is a show about first responders in LA.
November 30, 2025 at 11:48 PM