I don’t know what the future holds for my country, but I’ll take some joy in knowing that that man will never be able to eat, hear, or think about tacos ever again. A taco bowl is no longer safe for him. Not even a Choco Taco, or by proxy a delicious plate of nachos or a delightfully hefty burrito.
May 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I don’t know what the future holds for my country, but I’ll take some joy in knowing that that man will never be able to eat, hear, or think about tacos ever again. A taco bowl is no longer safe for him. Not even a Choco Taco, or by proxy a delicious plate of nachos or a delightfully hefty burrito.
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Hasan Piker was detained by ICE and chose to talk to cops instead of shutting the fuck up.
Do not be like Hasan Piker. Be way smarter.
Never. Talk. To. Cops.
Do not be like Hasan Piker. Be way smarter.
Never. Talk. To. Cops.
May 13, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Hasan Piker was detained by ICE and chose to talk to cops instead of shutting the fuck up.
Do not be like Hasan Piker. Be way smarter.
Never. Talk. To. Cops.
Do not be like Hasan Piker. Be way smarter.
Never. Talk. To. Cops.
People clown on this kid for saying something awesome is ‘wizard’ when it is TOTALLY fucking awesome to say something is fucking ‘wizard’.
April 24, 2025 at 1:48 AM
People clown on this kid for saying something awesome is ‘wizard’ when it is TOTALLY fucking awesome to say something is fucking ‘wizard’.
It’s cool* that there’s not a zero percent chance that President FuckFace announces a new galactic empire tonight, and there’s more than one person doing those “funny” “stiff armed hand waves”.
*it’s actually NOT cool at all.
*it’s actually NOT cool at all.
March 4, 2025 at 11:09 PM
It’s cool* that there’s not a zero percent chance that President FuckFace announces a new galactic empire tonight, and there’s more than one person doing those “funny” “stiff armed hand waves”.
*it’s actually NOT cool at all.
*it’s actually NOT cool at all.
Shout out to this bug from 1931’s ‘Dracula’ that has it’s own spooky coffin.
October 31, 2023 at 12:45 AM
Shout out to this bug from 1931’s ‘Dracula’ that has it’s own spooky coffin.
Anything to get out of admitting that your barber may have been looking at a picture of a dog
October 22, 2023 at 4:04 PM
Anything to get out of admitting that your barber may have been looking at a picture of a dog
All year long, we try to convince our neighbors that there hasn’t been any murders at our house, then October rolls around and we’re all like “Jk, there have been SO many murders here”.
September 26, 2023 at 1:21 PM
All year long, we try to convince our neighbors that there hasn’t been any murders at our house, then October rolls around and we’re all like “Jk, there have been SO many murders here”.