Brandon Figueroa
brandonfig.bsky.social
Brandon Figueroa
@brandonfig.bsky.social
Professional lurker.
Phew, good news. I was worried we'd get another Terriers situation.
January 7, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Is this good or bad?
a man and a woman are making a pottery pot
Alt: Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze failing at pottery in the movie Ghost.
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December 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
That's a fascinating and hilarious bit of trivia. I didn't think I could love his performance more in that movie but there you go.
December 2, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Apologies if that sounds in any way mean or ungenerous. Love those old burrito posts.
November 29, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Damn, that's downright appetizing compared to some of those monstrosities. Thanksgiving leftovers for the win. Applause.
November 29, 2025 at 1:08 AM
My Portuguese teacher in college 25 years ago related an anecdote: someone asked him his age and he replied "this old" by measuring a forehead line between his index finger and thumb. Never forgot that. I'm almost his age then now.
November 29, 2025 at 12:43 AM
She took a Halligan on the first indictment.
November 19, 2025 at 8:19 PM
That's my House rep! I hope you win your election and get to work together.
November 13, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I can't believe this Upright Citizen Brigade sketch didn't immediately come to mind when I read the headlines. Bravo.
November 13, 2025 at 8:49 PM
We, the campus AV team, were still supporting those at my University when I graduated 20 years ago too. I kept spare bulbs in my pack just in case they expired during my own classes.
November 13, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Well whatever it is, at least @mattgertz.bsky.social will get to have some more fun on his account.
November 13, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Well, that just made my day.
November 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Destroy, dismantle, engulf in flames. Too bad he never got on the roof of the Taskmaster house.
September 13, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Florida M̶a̶n̶ Ham at it again.
September 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I'm picturing something like the concept film Hyper-Reality. And this was released 9 years ago.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJg0...
HYPER-REALITY
YouTube video by Keiichi Matsuda
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August 20, 2025 at 9:05 PM
We had a high of 88F on Tuesday. How did you bring an atmospheric river with you from Ohio?
August 15, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Good answer. With my luck I'd accidentally end up in an old episode of Saturday Night Live instead.
a woman is opening a door in a living room with the words `` land shark '' written on the bottom .
Alt: A woman answering her door and being attacked the Land Shark in an episode of Saturday Night Live.
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August 13, 2025 at 8:46 PM
There's a slew of Reddit user accounts in the form of "Name1"-"Name2""4DigitNumber" that I'm convinced are just bots. That doesn't explain that one reply though. Yowza.
July 21, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Me and my circle of friends at the time all enjoyed the base game and adored Mask of the Betrayer. Obsidian can make some real bangers.
July 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
They had me at two words: "Mercenary Librarians." Don't even need to read the rest of the blurb, I'm sold.
July 3, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I'd wait another 5 years for another one.
July 3, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Our innocence on the other hand...
April 3, 2025 at 3:17 PM