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Finally got the tree up.

TIL that I must just be a huge hater… because there’s no way this many of you like that new Linkin Park, right?

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Decades down the road they're going to make a movie about the last 10 years of American history and nobody will believe that it was real because it's all so fucking stupid. At least this part of it is hilarious 🤣

I'm not a football guy whatsoever; but I'm sad I'm not back home in Michigan to be experiencing all of this excitement with my friends.

All cats recognize the sound of ice cream sandwich wrappers and immediately and aggressively demand a finger tips worth of it for themselves, right?

Am I being cynical for not finding it all that clever or cool that every brand/artist/etc plopped Steamboat Willie onto anything they could this week?

Today I learned that I am the only loser on this planet that uses Apple Music.

I’m just making sure that everyone is vehemently clear that Albanese Sour Gummy Bears have been scientifically proven to be the greatest candy ever made. I’m planning to start a Podcast just so that I have a way to earn a sponsorship and be showered in those perfect tiny little bears.

What's everyone's big plans for Godzilla Day?

If y’all are a fan of Twin Peaks, True Detective, and/or Stephen King, then Alan Wake 2 is a vital media experience. I am floored with how great this is.