Brandon Moore
@brandonhaswords.bsky.social
Widower, pizza maker, dog owner, not so much mid as mild.
Alright but there’s one that’s been hanging around your left kidney that has made it clear it hates me. I’m not sending it one.
February 11, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Alright but there’s one that’s been hanging around your left kidney that has made it clear it hates me. I’m not sending it one.
I can’t get valentines for all of them.
February 11, 2026 at 2:10 PM
I can’t get valentines for all of them.
I can’t get valentines for all of them.
February 11, 2026 at 2:09 PM
I can’t get valentines for all of them.
Same with all my breakdancing videos. None of you are ready for how real that gets.
February 10, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Same with all my breakdancing videos. None of you are ready for how real that gets.
I thought racist got the own halftime “show”? And on a related note as someone from Michigan I always feel great shame anytime anyone is forced to think about Kid Rock. So please accept my apologies.
February 10, 2026 at 12:47 AM
I thought racist got the own halftime “show”? And on a related note as someone from Michigan I always feel great shame anytime anyone is forced to think about Kid Rock. So please accept my apologies.
I believe many white people convince themselves they are allies when they are suffering from main character syndrome. Some people don’t understand that every time there is a microphone doesn’t mean they need to speak. The sound of my own voice has never changed my own ignorance.
February 7, 2026 at 6:19 PM
I believe many white people convince themselves they are allies when they are suffering from main character syndrome. Some people don’t understand that every time there is a microphone doesn’t mean they need to speak. The sound of my own voice has never changed my own ignorance.
Kid Rock and leather pants don’t come for free Becky!
February 7, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Kid Rock and leather pants don’t come for free Becky!
I HAVE OPINIONS
February 6, 2026 at 7:21 PM
I HAVE OPINIONS
White male privilege are going to prevent this country from achieving anything that resembles meritocracy in my lifetime. And I say this as a pretty mediocre white male.
February 6, 2026 at 12:26 AM
White male privilege are going to prevent this country from achieving anything that resembles meritocracy in my lifetime. And I say this as a pretty mediocre white male.
God looking to see who’s speaking at the prayer breakfast
February 5, 2026 at 5:21 PM
God looking to see who’s speaking at the prayer breakfast
I’ll be riding that duck into the Turning Point USA lubrication station before the half time show.
February 3, 2026 at 10:09 PM
I’ll be riding that duck into the Turning Point USA lubrication station before the half time show.
These are the conversations that most grief counselors are afraid to have.
February 3, 2026 at 9:34 PM
These are the conversations that most grief counselors are afraid to have.
As the male Temu Erika Kirk I'm disappointed that I wasn't given a heads up about this. I don't know if I've got time to fit into my leather pants.
February 3, 2026 at 9:14 PM
As the male Temu Erika Kirk I'm disappointed that I wasn't given a heads up about this. I don't know if I've got time to fit into my leather pants.
Correct me if I’m mistaken but I thought we had a whole overfunded under regulated paramilitary force out there grabbing immigrants who may or may not have committed crimes? Seems like a couple of them could handle this.
February 3, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Correct me if I’m mistaken but I thought we had a whole overfunded under regulated paramilitary force out there grabbing immigrants who may or may not have committed crimes? Seems like a couple of them could handle this.
White people, let’s just sit down for awhile…
February 3, 2026 at 12:27 AM
White people, let’s just sit down for awhile…
I honestly had to reread his invasion of Unkraine was in defense from NATO aggression part to make sure it wasn’t stolen from the Onion.
February 2, 2026 at 7:31 PM
I honestly had to reread his invasion of Unkraine was in defense from NATO aggression part to make sure it wasn’t stolen from the Onion.
I see a white male has arrived to “explain” everything
February 2, 2026 at 7:11 PM
I see a white male has arrived to “explain” everything
Yesterday these skies weren’t blue without you.
February 2, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Yesterday these skies weren’t blue without you.
But did we really?
February 2, 2026 at 1:41 PM
But did we really?
I’m giving it another 6 months and they’ll go back to officially recommending leaches for the treatment of most diseases.
February 2, 2026 at 12:29 AM
I’m giving it another 6 months and they’ll go back to officially recommending leaches for the treatment of most diseases.
I’m so disappointed someone leaked spoilers and now I know Melania is Keyser Soza.
February 1, 2026 at 1:39 AM
I’m so disappointed someone leaked spoilers and now I know Melania is Keyser Soza.