Brandon
@brandonmartin.bsky.social
Springsteen on the cover of Darkness on the Edge of Town would be a no-brainer for hottest anyone has ever looked if not for his t-shirt being pre-cut at the top of that v-neck.
May 8, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Springsteen on the cover of Darkness on the Edge of Town would be a no-brainer for hottest anyone has ever looked if not for his t-shirt being pre-cut at the top of that v-neck.
I miss when this app was a plucky, weird, kinda fun twitter alternative instead of just a steady stream of information that makes you want to walk as far as you can into the nearest ocean.
February 19, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I miss when this app was a plucky, weird, kinda fun twitter alternative instead of just a steady stream of information that makes you want to walk as far as you can into the nearest ocean.
Nothing Compares 2 U is a super hollow gesture. Lorne didn’t ban the song. He banned the person. And they died a pariah.
February 17, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Nothing Compares 2 U is a super hollow gesture. Lorne didn’t ban the song. He banned the person. And they died a pariah.
ChiveTV segment on dogs doing funny/cute things almost making me tear up at a damn Texas Roadhouse means it’s just about time to go home.
February 6, 2025 at 1:26 AM
ChiveTV segment on dogs doing funny/cute things almost making me tear up at a damn Texas Roadhouse means it’s just about time to go home.
:::gazing out of my hotel window that overlooks a busy east coast waterway:::
“You know, they really should be called pushboats.”
“You know, they really should be called pushboats.”
February 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
:::gazing out of my hotel window that overlooks a busy east coast waterway:::
“You know, they really should be called pushboats.”
“You know, they really should be called pushboats.”
Lord cure me of the affliction wherein I walk into a bar that is, two steps in, clearly failing (amidst positive online reviews) and, instead of walking away, I order food and tip 50% because I know these people will be out of a job in 6 months.
February 4, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Lord cure me of the affliction wherein I walk into a bar that is, two steps in, clearly failing (amidst positive online reviews) and, instead of walking away, I order food and tip 50% because I know these people will be out of a job in 6 months.
Reading through the WWII era CIA fascism resistance guide and that’s kinda just how I am in meetings sometimes? Not sure what this means in the grand scheme of things (though I have been called “oppositional defiant” more than… a few times).
February 1, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Reading through the WWII era CIA fascism resistance guide and that’s kinda just how I am in meetings sometimes? Not sure what this means in the grand scheme of things (though I have been called “oppositional defiant” more than… a few times).
It’s also a pretty good band from Richmond, VA
Denali ain't just a mountain in Alaksa, y'know.
January 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM
It’s also a pretty good band from Richmond, VA
Didn’t expect to say this at the start of the season, but let’s go for that 3-peat!
January 27, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Didn’t expect to say this at the start of the season, but let’s go for that 3-peat!
Fuck. The. Birds. That’s some dirty shit.
January 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Fuck. The. Birds. That’s some dirty shit.
Things you send to your anxious partner when you’re traveling for work
January 15, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Things you send to your anxious partner when you’re traveling for work
The EPA guy from Ghostbusters looked a lot like the guy from Spoon when he was young.
January 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
The EPA guy from Ghostbusters looked a lot like the guy from Spoon when he was young.
Any barber who turns off their clippers to finish a thought should immediately lose their license (and probably go to jail)
January 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Any barber who turns off their clippers to finish a thought should immediately lose their license (and probably go to jail)
Touch Tunes’ing My Bloody Valentine at a San Diego Hooters ama
December 17, 2024 at 7:06 AM
Touch Tunes’ing My Bloody Valentine at a San Diego Hooters ama
Frosty the Snowman is fundamentally flawed because he never completes The Hero’s Journey
December 7, 2024 at 1:59 AM
Frosty the Snowman is fundamentally flawed because he never completes The Hero’s Journey
Wonderful Christmastime haters genuinely give me “the ick.”
December 5, 2024 at 9:35 PM
Wonderful Christmastime haters genuinely give me “the ick.”
More or less right, except nothing on Daydream Nation tops In Bloom
Daydream Nation is a better guitar rock album than Nevermind
December 1, 2024 at 1:15 AM
More or less right, except nothing on Daydream Nation tops In Bloom
Reposted by Brandon
"So where are you from?"
"I'm from a place where we don't end sentences with prepositions."
*pause*
"So where are you from, asshole?"
"I'm from a place where we don't end sentences with prepositions."
*pause*
"So where are you from, asshole?"
Furthermore:
*Maybe you don't need to begin a sentence with "And" or "But." But if you need to (and want to), do.
**If you tie yourself in knots not to end a sentence with a preposition, you may end up sounding as if you learned English on Uranus.
***Still complete nonsense. Continue to ignore.
*Maybe you don't need to begin a sentence with "And" or "But." But if you need to (and want to), do.
**If you tie yourself in knots not to end a sentence with a preposition, you may end up sounding as if you learned English on Uranus.
***Still complete nonsense. Continue to ignore.
November 29, 2024 at 6:03 PM
"So where are you from?"
"I'm from a place where we don't end sentences with prepositions."
*pause*
"So where are you from, asshole?"
"I'm from a place where we don't end sentences with prepositions."
*pause*
"So where are you from, asshole?"
Hate it when the convention center is a Pepsi house
November 19, 2024 at 5:47 PM
Hate it when the convention center is a Pepsi house
Mountain Time is an abomination. It should be illegal.
November 15, 2024 at 5:27 AM
Mountain Time is an abomination. It should be illegal.
My favorite The Rising Easter egg: that’s John Cusack.
October 25, 2023 at 3:47 AM
My favorite The Rising Easter egg: that’s John Cusack.
Apropo of nothing*, Street-Legal is definitely Dylan’s most underrated record… maybe his best!
*learning I’m the same age Dylan was when he made Street-Legal
*learning I’m the same age Dylan was when he made Street-Legal
October 13, 2023 at 5:23 PM
Apropo of nothing*, Street-Legal is definitely Dylan’s most underrated record… maybe his best!
*learning I’m the same age Dylan was when he made Street-Legal
*learning I’m the same age Dylan was when he made Street-Legal