Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

Brandon

@brandonmm.bsky.social

480 followers 870 following 1.2K posts

May have an adverse effect on activity and attention. No thoughts, head empty, but on the rare occasions I do have a thought, you'll see it here.

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 19m

It's a shame he's gone down that rabbit hole, "before he speak, his suit bespoke" is an all-timer

Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 12h

Not quite the same. but we had to pay Swansea quite a lot in compensation for Cooper even though he'd left there by mutual consent because he still had a year left on his contract

Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 1d

I don't remember this version of We Didn't Start The Fire

Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 1d

Best thing she ever caused

Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 1d

Now there's a deepcut. I still don't think I've seen that season.

Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 1d

Belvoir.

Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 1d

What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?

1 1

Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 1d

I'm in the bottom-left corner, surely?

Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 2d

As one door closes, several others open

Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 2d

I know my audience

Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 2d

You're either wearing a Vietnamese hat, or you're not. That's the nón-binary

1 1 2

Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 2d

Paso quadruple

Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 2d

It's like when I get adverts for Jaguar cars and luxury holidays. I thought they were supposed to know everything?

Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 3d

Thought it was a good idea when the VW Up did it, think it's even better now

Reposted by Brandon

Greg Jenner @gregjenner.bsky.social · 3d

Realised that I’m now treating funny viral videos in the same way footballers celebrate goals —

1) initial joy,
2 sudden panic it might be AI/offside
3) lengthy investigation as joy saps away
4) conclusion, joy modulated through fatigue if proven legit/onside, but angry and gutted if AI/offside

12 61 320

Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 5d

1am conversations about politics and neurodiversity with my brother, while listening to the music of our childhood. This is the closest thing to true bliss.

1 5

Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 5d

It's made from the plums of swans.

Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 5d

The one thing everyone will agree with Moffat on- Doctor Who should only be only be on when it's dark

1 6

Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 5d

I think UK Morgan Wallen discourse was "who is he, and why's he popular now?"

3 4

Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 5d

Expecting one of those wonderful flukey goals where it's blown into the top corner

1 1