am i about to be an academic again???

fascinated by a rhetorical strategy i see all the time now, which is making up an extreme edge case to argue against doing anything for the public good, and doing this from the putative left.

You know, editors don't have to hit publish on these kids of things. You don't have to publish 7,000-word or any length essays defending crimes.

i think it’s really brave for people to admit that the first time they saw the word “masochistic” was in reading twilight

if you:
👉🏽 call my postings here “skeets”
👉🏽 call me a “skeeter” because of my status as an account holder here
👉🏽 claim that i have “skeeted” or any other verb conjugation or other derivative

i want to take your phone and toss it into lake michigan

haunted thought: did anyone ever figure out why there was a celestial projection of steve harvey over the sky in atlanta a few months ago?

if i am not nostalgia-posting i’ve been body-swapped like alien or whatever movie that happens in (i never saw alien and i won’t be changing that in the near future)

ngl i’m just here to talk shit and muse like it’s academic twitter circa 2019 #nostalgia