Brandon Simmons
@brantomsim.bsky.social
Writer of Horror and Dark Comedy, movie quoter, Jason mask maker. I love a good story in just about any genre.
Maybe your cat finally appreciates Scrivener.
Btw, I really enjoyed Ugly Little Things.
Btw, I really enjoyed Ugly Little Things.
January 23, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Maybe your cat finally appreciates Scrivener.
Btw, I really enjoyed Ugly Little Things.
Btw, I really enjoyed Ugly Little Things.
The audiobook is also quite good with Ray Porter.
January 15, 2026 at 10:37 PM
The audiobook is also quite good with Ray Porter.
I’m a bit late to your best of 2025 list, but I also read Project Hail Mary for the first time back in July. “Amaze!”
January 14, 2026 at 8:57 PM
I’m a bit late to your best of 2025 list, but I also read Project Hail Mary for the first time back in July. “Amaze!”
Were sparks coming off his face?
January 10, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Were sparks coming off his face?
Wish I could have attended, but Autumn Springs was an awesome read. I enjoyed the way the narrative moves like a camera to capture all the kill scenes yet still felt like a novel with being inside key characters’ heads.
November 3, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Wish I could have attended, but Autumn Springs was an awesome read. I enjoyed the way the narrative moves like a camera to capture all the kill scenes yet still felt like a novel with being inside key characters’ heads.
until that Pac-Man-sounding TV-ad jingle starts playing…
October 31, 2025 at 3:34 PM
until that Pac-Man-sounding TV-ad jingle starts playing…
Bitter beer face
October 9, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Bitter beer face
I thought he said bull spit, but either way…
October 9, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I thought he said bull spit, but either way…
Mute Witness is so good!
October 4, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Mute Witness is so good!
It’s endearing to mention either of these classics.
August 31, 2025 at 5:32 AM
It’s endearing to mention either of these classics.