Oh Lordt. Thoughts and prayers, SFH. Is Shutdown Fullcast throwing this bash? Will Antioch the Birthday Spider be making an appearance?

The idea of any baked good where I have to use yeast in the recipe scares the shit out of me. So I’ve never done it.

The fact that restroom and defibrillator signage sits atop brain worm’s head is sending me.

I’m sure it wouldn’t. ❤️

If you did though, there will always be work in the mines, right? 😉

Thank you, Jeffrey. Very kind. And you’re so right about showing up.

Friend, I was in the geriatric pregnancy ward myself. Having a kiddo later was a blessing and also no joke on my mental acuity and body.

Aww, I hope you give yourself grace. God knows we guilt ourselves too much as it is. ❤️

Cheers, sister. Oof.

At some point, they tier off and start taking care of each other is how my cousin always describes her brood of 6. Still cannot imagine it.

I feel like I get EVERYTHING wrong and so the idea of doing that in multiples fries my brain.

Teach me all the things, please. Some days feels like a leap of progress and then, oh right, you’re in Kindergarten, so everything is terrible.

Gotta get through Advent (Lent Lite) first.

We’re one and done and I seriously can’t imagine more either. And my kid’s only freaking FIVE which seems like amateur hour compared to what lies ahead.

Technocrat billionaires will never send their kids to new-age AI schools. Chantilly, VA opened a $65K/yr AI-only school. TWO HOURS of classes per day. None of the techs are sending their kids there. OR, they do it for PR & their kids get private tutors with pencil/paper the other 6 hours of the day.

Going to get to meet/hold/love on my 3-month-old nephew in two weeks for the first time.

Zero seed

It was.