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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
A sincere fuck you to whoever invented the flathead screw
December 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
A sincere fuck you to whoever invented the flathead screw
I woke up at 5:20 to shovel the driveway while listening to Steely Dan. I fear I may have become an old man.
December 12, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I woke up at 5:20 to shovel the driveway while listening to Steely Dan. I fear I may have become an old man.
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😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
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Republicans control the White House, Senate, and House.
This government shutdown is on them.
This government shutdown is on them.
October 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Republicans control the White House, Senate, and House.
This government shutdown is on them.
This government shutdown is on them.
New Jersey: a state that knows no one wants to be there so they make you pay to leave.
June 1, 2025 at 6:19 PM
New Jersey: a state that knows no one wants to be there so they make you pay to leave.
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I’m convinced. Mandatory daily prostate exams for all presidents until at least 2028.
May 19, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I’m convinced. Mandatory daily prostate exams for all presidents until at least 2028.
Restaurants around here are afraid of seasoning
April 19, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Restaurants around here are afraid of seasoning
Make America Great (Depression) Again
April 8, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Make America Great (Depression) Again
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Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate
Kendrick: actually
Kendrick: actually
February 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate
Kendrick: actually
Kendrick: actually
It should also be illegal to move into a lane just to be first at the light just to accelerate as slow as physically possible once the light turns green
January 29, 2025 at 11:33 PM
It should also be illegal to move into a lane just to be first at the light just to accelerate as slow as physically possible once the light turns green
Left lane camping should be more illegal than weed
January 29, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Left lane camping should be more illegal than weed
My long term goal is to live long enough to piss on elon musks’ grave
December 31, 2024 at 3:37 PM
My long term goal is to live long enough to piss on elon musks’ grave
I have the knees of a 60 year old
December 29, 2024 at 6:42 PM
I have the knees of a 60 year old
Thoughts and prayers for the shareholders 😭
December 4, 2024 at 3:52 PM
Thoughts and prayers for the shareholders 😭
MUUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD
November 23, 2024 at 1:14 AM
MUUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD
I am once again listening to all Avenged Sevenfold albums in order and can confirm they do not have any misses.
November 21, 2024 at 3:31 PM
I am once again listening to all Avenged Sevenfold albums in order and can confirm they do not have any misses.
@schlamantha.bsky.social do you know anything about children raised by angry peerents?
November 19, 2024 at 7:41 PM
@schlamantha.bsky.social do you know anything about children raised by angry peerents?
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I am for sure a windows open after dinner kind of girl
November 15, 2024 at 12:17 AM
I am for sure a windows open after dinner kind of girl