Matt Barber
@brbrofsvl.bsky.social
Composer, teacher, dad. He/him
Bels are certainly more cursed than decibels
December 15, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Bels are certainly more cursed than decibels
Incredible. Reminded me of this Onion article from 2006
theonion.com/i-wonder-wha...
theonion.com/i-wonder-wha...
I Wonder What Kind Of Message I'm Sending To The Troops
I support the troops from the bottom of my heart. But my question is, do they know that? What if I’m somehow sending them the wrong message?
theonion.com
December 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Incredible. Reminded me of this Onion article from 2006
theonion.com/i-wonder-wha...
theonion.com/i-wonder-wha...
Forgive me, but Clover just came in for the hard snuggle and I had to share.
December 8, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Forgive me, but Clover just came in for the hard snuggle and I had to share.
Yes. Remember that the final NT book, which I think was titled "Jesus 2: The Rejesusening," has Him returning to the fallen world (and this time he isn't meek and mild). They'll always use eschatology to try to justify kicking some undesirables' collective ass
December 5, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Yes. Remember that the final NT book, which I think was titled "Jesus 2: The Rejesusening," has Him returning to the fallen world (and this time he isn't meek and mild). They'll always use eschatology to try to justify kicking some undesirables' collective ass
Just wait until he comes for the second time
December 5, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Just wait until he comes for the second time
We went through this last week trying to find a pharmacy in town that had COVID shots for kids
December 4, 2025 at 10:44 PM
We went through this last week trying to find a pharmacy in town that had COVID shots for kids
They're related by teeth and lower lip
December 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
They're related by teeth and lower lip
I feel every bit of this. In my case, growing up poor and neurodivergent was a great way to have urgent ideas that you can't express in a way that matters to anyone due to lack of resources and promotional skills
December 2, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I feel every bit of this. In my case, growing up poor and neurodivergent was a great way to have urgent ideas that you can't express in a way that matters to anyone due to lack of resources and promotional skills
Every picture of him I think, "who's posting pictures of my dog?"
November 28, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Every picture of him I think, "who's posting pictures of my dog?"
This post is never read. It's not even a post
November 28, 2025 at 4:47 AM
This post is never read. It's not even a post
One of your best videos recently.
November 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
One of your best videos recently.
Here's our Firefox logo
November 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Here's our Firefox logo
I asked ChatGPT what an AI culture centered on ethics and sustainability over creating of shareholder value through open theft would look like...
November 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I asked ChatGPT what an AI culture centered on ethics and sustainability over creating of shareholder value through open theft would look like...
Unfortunately one of the easiest ways to fail at anything worthwhile is not to have been born into a wealthy family
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Unfortunately one of the easiest ways to fail at anything worthwhile is not to have been born into a wealthy family
Man, the 80s and 90s were weird. I have this pet theory that like a third of the hippies eventually became crunchy ultra-evangelicals who jumped on the carob wagon because chocolate was just as satanic as evolution, and that's why we have RFK Jr. at HHS now
November 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Man, the 80s and 90s were weird. I have this pet theory that like a third of the hippies eventually became crunchy ultra-evangelicals who jumped on the carob wagon because chocolate was just as satanic as evolution, and that's why we have RFK Jr. at HHS now
Welp I guess cousins it is. Did you also have the one relative who loudly wouldn't drink Blue Sky, because God gave us honey?
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Welp I guess cousins it is. Did you also have the one relative who loudly wouldn't drink Blue Sky, because God gave us honey?
Ok, did you also experience "health food soda", like
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Ok, did you also experience "health food soda", like
Now he raises ducks
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Now he raises ducks
Ok so one year I was sick with a cold and had to miss Thanksgiving. That was the year my grandmother stuffed the turkey the day before Thanksgiving and put it in the trunk of her car to transport for cooking the next day. My brother was throwing up blood on Friday from the salmonella poisoning
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Ok so one year I was sick with a cold and had to miss Thanksgiving. That was the year my grandmother stuffed the turkey the day before Thanksgiving and put it in the trunk of her car to transport for cooking the next day. My brother was throwing up blood on Friday from the salmonella poisoning
Suddenly just remembered what it was like to end up with a mouth full of carob when you bit into a brownie
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Suddenly just remembered what it was like to end up with a mouth full of carob when you bit into a brownie
Seems true based on this interaction
Me: this is... you're eating literal shit
Dog: I know, isn't it great?
Me: this is... you're eating literal shit
Dog: I know, isn't it great?
November 22, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Seems true based on this interaction
Me: this is... you're eating literal shit
Dog: I know, isn't it great?
Me: this is... you're eating literal shit
Dog: I know, isn't it great?
The one with Hickox, Harper, Langridge, and Shirley-Quirk is the first one that really hit for me, in part because the technical aspects were audible in ways that aren't usually there in recordings
November 22, 2025 at 4:59 AM
The one with Hickox, Harper, Langridge, and Shirley-Quirk is the first one that really hit for me, in part because the technical aspects were audible in ways that aren't usually there in recordings
There seemed to be a lot of people who thought, "he won't really do the tariffs and mass deportation because that would be bad," and thought he had some secret plan that he couldn't reveal. A few I interacted with also thought Harris had some secret plan to immiserate us.
November 21, 2025 at 5:36 PM
There seemed to be a lot of people who thought, "he won't really do the tariffs and mass deportation because that would be bad," and thought he had some secret plan that he couldn't reveal. A few I interacted with also thought Harris had some secret plan to immiserate us.