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breadedhamster.bsky.social
@breadedhamster.bsky.social
No this pfp is not AI, READ PINNED POST!
Author looking for commissions, here's my carrd.
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Butlerian Jihadist
I shitpost and repost kickass art
No AI/NFT's
No minors
Rightoids fuck off
Titus always did feel like a bit of a boy scout.
January 16, 2026 at 8:08 AM
Heroine.
January 16, 2026 at 8:03 AM
I onetime went to krystals (it's like white castle, but in the south) and they put waaaay too many onions on my burgers and I ate like twelve of them bastards.

For a whole week my farts smelled like what I imagine Shreks do.
January 16, 2026 at 6:15 AM
IT'S WHO I AM
January 16, 2026 at 6:09 AM
Okay that last one may not help explain my political opinions, but it's a part of me regardless.
January 16, 2026 at 6:08 AM
How would I not?

I have soviet Obama as my pfp.

Half of the people I follow are trans communists.

I physically cannot take a shit unless I'm completely naked.
January 16, 2026 at 6:07 AM
The guys in suits because people with dogs are at least capable of loving another living creature. The first ones would sell their own mothers soul for a buck.
January 16, 2026 at 5:52 AM
She's a cow, of course she would.

What else would her shit smell like?
January 16, 2026 at 4:15 AM
January 16, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Bro folded under zero pressure! 😭
January 16, 2026 at 3:59 AM
GET IT SKIP?! BECAUSE YOU'RE A RACOON!

A FUCKING RACOON!!!

GOD AREN'T I FUNNY?!!

SO FUNNY THAT GOD SHOULD DO THE MERCIFUL THING AND FINALLY FACE ME!

COME DOWN OFF YOUR THRONE OLD MAN!

LET ME KILL YOU ALREADY SO THE PAIN WILL END!
January 16, 2026 at 3:56 AM
January 16, 2026 at 3:53 AM
January 16, 2026 at 3:46 AM
But hulk is your wife?
January 16, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Contemptful child and background ghost.
January 16, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Hulk, you're riding the razors edge here.
January 16, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Elvis Presley would have been involved in 9/11.
January 16, 2026 at 3:34 AM
My mom always said: "Don't like Florida weather? Wait a day, it'll change."
January 16, 2026 at 3:32 AM