Last year, I asked my wife for cardigans for my birthday and Christmas. At my age? I deserve them.

Most likely a walrus or narwhal. “They had knives!”

This does beg the question of what the US will do, should they forcibly annex Greenland. Will they just fly patrols over the Arctic? If they spot something, then what?

Cardigans! We need more cardies.

My granddad, hardly a liberal when he was alive , had been a screenwriter when Reagan became president of SAG and colluded with the studios to cut residuals. He hated Reagan. Only voted once in his life: against Reagan.

Sorry, is this news? I thought everyone knew that.

I assume she means billionaires.

The aide-de-camp part was, obviously, later. George was also involved in the wars against Native Americans and the Boxer Rebellion.

I’m sorry to say that my great-grand-uncle, George Knox, was part of putting down the revolution in the Philippines. He was an aide-de-camp to President Taft.

“He was homeless; I talked to his family”
Oh?

I had a manic black cat who chased water droplets on my shower curtains. This involved leaping as high as she could, hooking her claws in, and sliding down.

The shot was 130 meters, so whoever it was had practiced a lot.