Desmond Sycamore
@breadmondsycamore.bsky.social
(parody account)
Very well.
(He hands the damp paper towel to the boy)
If you need any help, feel free to ask.
(He hands the damp paper towel to the boy)
If you need any help, feel free to ask.
January 1, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Very well.
(He hands the damp paper towel to the boy)
If you need any help, feel free to ask.
(He hands the damp paper towel to the boy)
If you need any help, feel free to ask.
Alright.
(He uses the wipe on his own hands before tossing it in the bin and fishing around under the sink for paper towels.
Desmond holds the roll out triumphantly once he gets it out, and he tears off a bit to wet in the sink)
You didn’t answer earlier, did you want to do it or should I?
(He uses the wipe on his own hands before tossing it in the bin and fishing around under the sink for paper towels.
Desmond holds the roll out triumphantly once he gets it out, and he tears off a bit to wet in the sink)
You didn’t answer earlier, did you want to do it or should I?
January 1, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Alright.
(He uses the wipe on his own hands before tossing it in the bin and fishing around under the sink for paper towels.
Desmond holds the roll out triumphantly once he gets it out, and he tears off a bit to wet in the sink)
You didn’t answer earlier, did you want to do it or should I?
(He uses the wipe on his own hands before tossing it in the bin and fishing around under the sink for paper towels.
Desmond holds the roll out triumphantly once he gets it out, and he tears off a bit to wet in the sink)
You didn’t answer earlier, did you want to do it or should I?
We can also just wipe it with water, or not at all. I just prefer that the area is clean before we place a bandage on it, lest it unstick quickly.
January 1, 2026 at 5:32 PM
We can also just wipe it with water, or not at all. I just prefer that the area is clean before we place a bandage on it, lest it unstick quickly.
Ah, it depends I suppose.
See- an antiseptic only hurts if it’s touching an open wound, and even then, the hurt means it’s helping so the wound doesn’t get infected.
(He gestures to the boy)
Is that a wound?
See- an antiseptic only hurts if it’s touching an open wound, and even then, the hurt means it’s helping so the wound doesn’t get infected.
(He gestures to the boy)
Is that a wound?
January 1, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Ah, it depends I suppose.
See- an antiseptic only hurts if it’s touching an open wound, and even then, the hurt means it’s helping so the wound doesn’t get infected.
(He gestures to the boy)
Is that a wound?
See- an antiseptic only hurts if it’s touching an open wound, and even then, the hurt means it’s helping so the wound doesn’t get infected.
(He gestures to the boy)
Is that a wound?
The bandage would be most convenient for now. Once the storage room is sorted out again, I’ll see if I can find it.
(He gets out a disinfectant wipe)
Would you prefer to wipe your eye first, or shall I?
(He gets out a disinfectant wipe)
Would you prefer to wipe your eye first, or shall I?
January 1, 2026 at 3:57 PM
The bandage would be most convenient for now. Once the storage room is sorted out again, I’ll see if I can find it.
(He gets out a disinfectant wipe)
Would you prefer to wipe your eye first, or shall I?
(He gets out a disinfectant wipe)
Would you prefer to wipe your eye first, or shall I?
Brother’s instinct.
(He huffs another laugh and procures a large bandage from inside the med-kit)
I do actually have an eyepatch if you think that would work better. I’d have to find it first, but you can take your pick.
(He huffs another laugh and procures a large bandage from inside the med-kit)
I do actually have an eyepatch if you think that would work better. I’d have to find it first, but you can take your pick.
December 31, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Brother’s instinct.
(He huffs another laugh and procures a large bandage from inside the med-kit)
I do actually have an eyepatch if you think that would work better. I’d have to find it first, but you can take your pick.
(He huffs another laugh and procures a large bandage from inside the med-kit)
I do actually have an eyepatch if you think that would work better. I’d have to find it first, but you can take your pick.
(He blinks, then laughs)
Ha! Oh, I’m sorry. Yes, you’re fine right where you are. I thought… Nevermind.
Ha! Oh, I’m sorry. Yes, you’re fine right where you are. I thought… Nevermind.
December 30, 2025 at 11:52 PM
(He blinks, then laughs)
Ha! Oh, I’m sorry. Yes, you’re fine right where you are. I thought… Nevermind.
Ha! Oh, I’m sorry. Yes, you’re fine right where you are. I thought… Nevermind.
What makes you think you’re in the way, sweetheart?
December 30, 2025 at 11:50 PM
What makes you think you’re in the way, sweetheart?
(He digs in the medicine kit for a larger patch, humming with acknowledgement before Desmond registers the words and looks up)
You’re staying here?
You’re staying here?
December 30, 2025 at 11:22 PM
(He digs in the medicine kit for a larger patch, humming with acknowledgement before Desmond registers the words and looks up)
You’re staying here?
You’re staying here?
If by ‘trade’ you mean theft, then it is a good thing you didn’t.
(He hums, looking at the cat warily, who only smirks back)
(He hums, looking at the cat warily, who only smirks back)
December 30, 2025 at 8:15 PM
If by ‘trade’ you mean theft, then it is a good thing you didn’t.
(He hums, looking at the cat warily, who only smirks back)
(He hums, looking at the cat warily, who only smirks back)
If all else fails I’m sure the cat knows.
December 28, 2025 at 6:48 PM
If all else fails I’m sure the cat knows.
It should be. I think maybe Desirée had it last…? I don’t recall. Maybe it was me, and in that case no one knows where it is.
(Desmond shakes his head and smiles)
(Desmond shakes his head and smiles)
December 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
It should be. I think maybe Desirée had it last…? I don’t recall. Maybe it was me, and in that case no one knows where it is.
(Desmond shakes his head and smiles)
(Desmond shakes his head and smiles)
It’s not any trouble at all.
For the life of me I can’t remember where we put the med-kit.
(Desmond huffs)
I swear we lose it every day. We should still have large patches, though.
For the life of me I can’t remember where we put the med-kit.
(Desmond huffs)
I swear we lose it every day. We should still have large patches, though.
December 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
It’s not any trouble at all.
For the life of me I can’t remember where we put the med-kit.
(Desmond huffs)
I swear we lose it every day. We should still have large patches, though.
For the life of me I can’t remember where we put the med-kit.
(Desmond huffs)
I swear we lose it every day. We should still have large patches, though.
(He smiles)
I had a bit of a misconception about something that contributed to a bad mood on my end, and she helped clear it up.
I had a bit of a misconception about something that contributed to a bad mood on my end, and she helped clear it up.
December 28, 2025 at 3:18 PM
(He smiles)
I had a bit of a misconception about something that contributed to a bad mood on my end, and she helped clear it up.
I had a bit of a misconception about something that contributed to a bad mood on my end, and she helped clear it up.
A bit, yes.
(He takes her hand with his free one)
The Hound and Desirée and I had a nice little chat about some things.
(He takes her hand with his free one)
The Hound and Desirée and I had a nice little chat about some things.
December 28, 2025 at 3:14 PM
A bit, yes.
(He takes her hand with his free one)
The Hound and Desirée and I had a nice little chat about some things.
(He takes her hand with his free one)
The Hound and Desirée and I had a nice little chat about some things.
(He looks between the children and flattens his expression in turn)
This outfit looks just as nice. If anything was stained I can take care of it.
I… also needed some calm time, but I’d like to apologize for how I was acting earlier. I didn’t mean to make anyone uncomfortable or frightened.
This outfit looks just as nice. If anything was stained I can take care of it.
I… also needed some calm time, but I’d like to apologize for how I was acting earlier. I didn’t mean to make anyone uncomfortable or frightened.
December 28, 2025 at 3:05 PM
(He looks between the children and flattens his expression in turn)
This outfit looks just as nice. If anything was stained I can take care of it.
I… also needed some calm time, but I’d like to apologize for how I was acting earlier. I didn’t mean to make anyone uncomfortable or frightened.
This outfit looks just as nice. If anything was stained I can take care of it.
I… also needed some calm time, but I’d like to apologize for how I was acting earlier. I didn’t mean to make anyone uncomfortable or frightened.
(He freezes and flounders)
Uhhh… sorry. Yes. I’m quite alright. My apologies.
Are the two of you alright? I thought you were.. in the kitchen. And not here.
Uhhh… sorry. Yes. I’m quite alright. My apologies.
Are the two of you alright? I thought you were.. in the kitchen. And not here.
December 28, 2025 at 10:00 AM
(He freezes and flounders)
Uhhh… sorry. Yes. I’m quite alright. My apologies.
Are the two of you alright? I thought you were.. in the kitchen. And not here.
Uhhh… sorry. Yes. I’m quite alright. My apologies.
Are the two of you alright? I thought you were.. in the kitchen. And not here.
(Desmond stands, grabbing his plate and groaning as his back cracks)
Son of a fuck… this is why you don’t sit on the ground.
Son of a fuck… this is why you don’t sit on the ground.
December 28, 2025 at 3:34 AM
(Desmond stands, grabbing his plate and groaning as his back cracks)
Son of a fuck… this is why you don’t sit on the ground.
Son of a fuck… this is why you don’t sit on the ground.
Then we’d best be going.
December 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Then we’d best be going.
(Desmond rubs the Hound’s stomach, huffing with amusement)
I think I’ll be ready to go back in a bit, if it’s alright with you. You’ve verily lifted my spirits.
I think I’ll be ready to go back in a bit, if it’s alright with you. You’ve verily lifted my spirits.
December 27, 2025 at 12:56 PM
(Desmond rubs the Hound’s stomach, huffing with amusement)
I think I’ll be ready to go back in a bit, if it’s alright with you. You’ve verily lifted my spirits.
I think I’ll be ready to go back in a bit, if it’s alright with you. You’ve verily lifted my spirits.
(Desmond smiles and ruffles the Hound’s fur again)
See? You’ve been very good and very helpful.
I’m not sure that the entirely of everyone’s presence here has been ideal, but overall it’s been a good thing.
See? You’ve been very good and very helpful.
I’m not sure that the entirely of everyone’s presence here has been ideal, but overall it’s been a good thing.
December 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
(Desmond smiles and ruffles the Hound’s fur again)
See? You’ve been very good and very helpful.
I’m not sure that the entirely of everyone’s presence here has been ideal, but overall it’s been a good thing.
See? You’ve been very good and very helpful.
I’m not sure that the entirely of everyone’s presence here has been ideal, but overall it’s been a good thing.
I’m glad you came.
If you hadn’t, I might have been stuck here forever alone in the bubble.
It’s nice that Hershel thinks I’m important, I suppose. Enough that you’d come here for me.
It’s nice to see the lot of you, even if it’s not going to be all that long comparatively.
If you hadn’t, I might have been stuck here forever alone in the bubble.
It’s nice that Hershel thinks I’m important, I suppose. Enough that you’d come here for me.
It’s nice to see the lot of you, even if it’s not going to be all that long comparatively.
December 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I’m glad you came.
If you hadn’t, I might have been stuck here forever alone in the bubble.
It’s nice that Hershel thinks I’m important, I suppose. Enough that you’d come here for me.
It’s nice to see the lot of you, even if it’s not going to be all that long comparatively.
If you hadn’t, I might have been stuck here forever alone in the bubble.
It’s nice that Hershel thinks I’m important, I suppose. Enough that you’d come here for me.
It’s nice to see the lot of you, even if it’s not going to be all that long comparatively.
I’d imagine it’s hard to know how you’re feeling when you’re unsure of the source.
(Desmond hums)
What a terribly odd situation this has been for us all. I’m sorry.
(Desmond hums)
What a terribly odd situation this has been for us all. I’m sorry.
December 27, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I’d imagine it’s hard to know how you’re feeling when you’re unsure of the source.
(Desmond hums)
What a terribly odd situation this has been for us all. I’m sorry.
(Desmond hums)
What a terribly odd situation this has been for us all. I’m sorry.
I’m rather curious on your thoughts of the matter on that. Would you rather not care, or do you prefer to feel in a more human way?
December 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I’m rather curious on your thoughts of the matter on that. Would you rather not care, or do you prefer to feel in a more human way?
You’re never a bother. And I’ve been alone long enough to think I’ve had quite enough for the rest of my life, thank you.
December 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM
You’re never a bother. And I’ve been alone long enough to think I’ve had quite enough for the rest of my life, thank you.