HottieGolightly
@breakfasthost.blacksky.app
Retired free-spirited party girl. I got 'sponsibilities now. ✨️
She/her
She/her
He's washed! 🤭
January 13, 2026 at 3:08 AM
He's washed! 🤭
Happy New Year! Welcome back!
January 13, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Happy New Year! Welcome back!
So you just gotta eat pizza straight from the box at his house 😂
January 13, 2026 at 3:00 AM
So you just gotta eat pizza straight from the box at his house 😂
Yup, you can purchase a gag.
January 13, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Yup, you can purchase a gag.
This feels like unnecessary trips
January 13, 2026 at 2:49 AM
This feels like unnecessary trips
He's wildin'! Aside from touching the clean tines, I'd be afraid to accidently cut myself on a knife blade.
January 13, 2026 at 2:48 AM
He's wildin'! Aside from touching the clean tines, I'd be afraid to accidently cut myself on a knife blade.
They are operating above their paygrade... need to be a gynecologist for that view.
January 13, 2026 at 1:55 AM
They are operating above their paygrade... need to be a gynecologist for that view.
He probably just throwing shit in there all willy-nilly too then 😒
January 13, 2026 at 1:53 AM
He probably just throwing shit in there all willy-nilly too then 😒
They wanna see the cervical causeway?!
January 13, 2026 at 1:45 AM
They wanna see the cervical causeway?!
The results:
a baby is sitting on the floor playing with a toy and holding a cell phone .
ALT: a baby is sitting on the floor playing with a toy and holding a cell phone .
media.tenor.com
January 12, 2026 at 9:11 PM
The results:
Babes, they have likely left a trail of destruction and children in their youth that they refuse/d to do the work on. Now they're seeing Bone Sandals' footprints and don't wanna live their remaining years uncared for.
January 12, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Babes, they have likely left a trail of destruction and children in their youth that they refuse/d to do the work on. Now they're seeing Bone Sandals' footprints and don't wanna live their remaining years uncared for.
Honestly, I would have Zelle'd him $70 (to account for tip) the first time he said that fuckass shit.
Now what, sir?
Now what, sir?
January 12, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Honestly, I would have Zelle'd him $70 (to account for tip) the first time he said that fuckass shit.
Now what, sir?
Now what, sir?
Part of an amalgamation of moves that are at once chaotic and new
January 12, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Part of an amalgamation of moves that are at once chaotic and new