breaksthings
@breaksthings.bsky.social
Let's all do our best to make the world a safer, smarter, kinder place (to be slutty in)
What a milestone!
December 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
What a milestone!
"last work friday of the year everybody cream" fixed it for you
December 19, 2025 at 10:01 PM
"last work friday of the year everybody cream" fixed it for you
“I love a good pegging, but draw the line at douching; that’s gay dude”
December 15, 2025 at 11:16 PM
“I love a good pegging, but draw the line at douching; that’s gay dude”
I do feel bad for Hades 2 losing everything. Darren Korb is fucking incredible…..but Lorien is on another level entirely.
December 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I do feel bad for Hades 2 losing everything. Darren Korb is fucking incredible…..but Lorien is on another level entirely.
saw a group of teenagers walking down the sidewalk in tshirts and shorts last week in chicago when it was 8° out
December 11, 2025 at 7:13 PM
saw a group of teenagers walking down the sidewalk in tshirts and shorts last week in chicago when it was 8° out
This is the angle!
December 11, 2025 at 4:26 PM
This is the angle!
I’d like to sit on [this selection committee]
December 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I’d like to sit on [this selection committee]
Hi yes I’m a chair
November 29, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Hi yes I’m a chair
Thank you for the improved angle ❤️
November 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Thank you for the improved angle ❤️
There’s still some weird-ass beliefs espoused in her resignation letter, but I’ll take the resignation and televised apology for her part in politics of hate over just continuing the status quo.
November 22, 2025 at 4:19 AM
There’s still some weird-ass beliefs espoused in her resignation letter, but I’ll take the resignation and televised apology for her part in politics of hate over just continuing the status quo.
Following the instructions in your username
November 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Following the instructions in your username
And we love what’s not very well hidden under them
November 19, 2025 at 7:18 PM
And we love what’s not very well hidden under them
No but like, should the boy be locked or unlocked?
November 17, 2025 at 6:32 AM
No but like, should the boy be locked or unlocked?
Multiple things, actually
November 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Multiple things, actually
Their pizza is totally fine and edible, just like all other styles of pizza!
November 14, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Their pizza is totally fine and edible, just like all other styles of pizza!
It’d look crazy on my face too tbh
November 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
It’d look crazy on my face too tbh
The question is not what you should do, it’s who you should do
November 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
The question is not what you should do, it’s who you should do
You got this! (Also pls consider lowering the frame 1/4 of an inch so these double up as cage checks)
November 5, 2025 at 5:53 AM
You got this! (Also pls consider lowering the frame 1/4 of an inch so these double up as cage checks)
All I see is balls
October 30, 2025 at 9:49 PM
All I see is balls
Always fun to spot a seasonal celebrant in the wild
October 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Always fun to spot a seasonal celebrant in the wild
I have a blastoise you can borrow
October 22, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I have a blastoise you can borrow