see this stock image is a great example of why llms aren't even good for "the stuff that doesn't matter." if human hands had not made this it would not be the funniest thing i've ever seen

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oh! and more importantly I am a dj, so do not expect anything i say to be smart, relevant, or insightful

i live in boston and my name is breathplay and if you get both the references in this tweet then you are my target audience

i'm hardly the first person to point out that the very concept of a "zelda timeline" is a bad idea but introducing chronology between all those games' individual approaches to prophecy, destiny, and generational cycles can't not invite some twin peaks 3 "the story is the villain" horror

melville quid

my culture [committing war crimes for the pleasure of gross old perverts who ought to be beneath me] is not your costume

first nonna milestone of 2026 was that i also started buying pancetta in unportioned chunks