The Holy Spirit resides within Karl at all times

Listen, its war time, of course she needs to ✨Slay✨

Thank you for putting this on my radar, I'm doing my part 🫡

She doesn't even need the spell for that, Mama Maria's cooking will suffice in place.

King Solomon really be trying to cut the prices of commissions huh

It's a reference to an infamous Deltarune theory by JaruJaruJ, positing that Asriel was not actually away at college, that he died and turned to dust in the school closet, and when the closet was turned into a dark world formed into the pods and piles we see in the Heights.

Mars needs 'em

The fat one is already off-balance from poor footing and it's very easy for it to lose its balancce, stumble, and have to brace itself or go tumbling; while the skinny one has less mass but significantly superior footing and balance. Bigger they all and the like.

This is an anime villain monologue, they say while they're throwing their head back with wild eyes and proclaiming to the sky their inevitable victory. This is comical how straight-up maniacal it is.

Your pleas fall on deaf ears, running @ you w/ a really heavy book rn

I want to laugh at you for this, but I've also never thought too hard about why it's called that either, so like, fair.

It's almost as if the matter isn't about preserving the lives of the children, but of controlling the bodily autonomy of women above all else

Eternal Madness, my beloved <3

"eternal riff raff" and "clutch wily joker" are the words of a mad person who's been doing nothing but grinding gold stake runs for 40+ hours, I am afraid for your sanity.

No wonder North Carolina is so shit, I've been living one town over from Scarlet Hollow

This is the funniest string of words I've ever seen